Neko
PC's Traveling Artist
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- Age 32
- In your best dreams and worst nightmares
- Seen Aug 25, 2021
I don't really care for Ganondorf that much. I think he's too slow, not to mention his jumps suck. <<;;
wtf, whoever says that is so beyond stupid.EDIT:
I know they're not characters, but I hate people that say Lucario is a Mewtwo clone, ONE MOVE!!!!!. I also hate when people say King Dedede is a kirby clone for the same reason.
Pokemon Trainer. Honestly, I fail to see why he's even in. He doesn't do ANYTHING. I say the should've just put Charizard in since out of the three, Charizard has the more powerful moves.
My dislikes are the following:
Lucas: Seriously, what the crap? When you're in a fight with this kid, it's two minutes of nonstop upward smash attacks. Does anyone TRY to use his PK freeze attack? No, it's the same smash attack with the gay sound over and over again.
Ike: Another spammer, this time with the forward smash. I have never fought an Ike who utalized his neutral B or Quick Draw effectively. Sure, Great Ather is used now and again, but nine times out of ten, it's normally a forward smash spammer.
Olimar: Why is a 2 foot big nosed plant manipulating midget in this game? Sad thing is he resembles one of my best friends. Moving on...
Dedede: King of Dreamland? More like King of the over-rated. Ganon's more of a threat than this waddling waste of character space. His OMG hammer of doom + over 9000 is decent enough. If it ever hits.
Fox: Is it just me, or does he look like a pedophile in his victory shots? ._.
Game and Watch: Should've been scrapped after Melee.
Toon Link: My least favorite of all. I'm not a TLoz Fan in general, and the windwaker series looked godawful. The drawings were ugly IMO, and the fact that TL is supposed to be "better" than the regular Link sickens me.
But that's my list.
I don't spam with Lucas, but Ike is blargy cheap.
So are Wolf spammers.
G&W should have been scrapped for being blargier cheap.
King D3 players spam freaking grabs like no other.
CHAIN GRAB.
Then there is Falco.
OMGWTHAX
Chain Grab, over the edge, SPIKED.
Repeat until 1 player gets extremely pissed off.
Or.. Falco spam lazor.
Uncool. Really.
Toon Link is pretty blargy cheap also.
Saddens me to see all these noobs running on WiFi now, I just punch 'em with Jiggly.
Or kick their butts with My Fox, because I spam taunts. "COMON!"
Or Ness and Lucas. :D