Why is this Slugma underwater?

[Adam Levine]

It's extremely angry. Don't come near it.

Why is this Haunter electric?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

It must of had a "shocking" encounter with a Pikachu.

This Slakoth is extremely hyper - I thought they were supposed to be lazy...?

 

[PageEmp]

He ate too many jelly beans.

Piloswine can float? can't be.

 

[Adam Levine]

That's a dead Piloswine.

Is this Lucario using Lava Plume?

 

[Lucario]

Someone said lucario, I had to answer :)

He's channelling the aura of a magmar.

Hey! my pikachu is surfing!

 

[Adam Levine]

Well, duh. He can surf.

Why is this Teddiursa saying "Pikachu" constantly?

 

[PageEmp]

He is confused thinking he is an electric mouse.

Blaziken is blue in colour? Why?

 

[Adam Levine]

This one is VERY sad.

Can it be? This Magikarp is using Draco Meteor?

 

[PageEmp]

The 'karp was sick of being picked on for being classified as the 'weakest poke', so he went and proved everyone wrong. Beware.

Why is this Weedle using Karate chop?

 

[Adam Levine]

Always believe in your dreams.

Why is this Qwilfish a Fire-type?

 

[PageEmp]

It ate spicy noodles!

Why is this Skarmory using Earthquake AND Ice beam? I'm missing something.

 

[Adam Levine]

That's actually a Ditto...transformed into a Skarmory that learns Earthquake and Ice Beam for reasons no one can explain-

Moving on...

Why is this Sneasel...yellow?

 

[PageEmp]

He thought there was like a toy or something in my bag of cheese snax, so he dived inside.

Why does this Alakazam have surf?