Pairing

Anyone want someone to pair with? Well, I was looking for an online girlfriend or whatever you call it. If anyone wants to, you can reply. Nobody needs to, it wouldn't really matter, I would just go off after another failure in my life. My failures before:

My parents' divorce
My dad abusing me
My dad drinking
My grandfather's death

Don't need to reply, Im not a very interesting character.

First off, we do not permit threads that ask for pairings. Those sorts of things are to be sorted out via PM or instant messenger.

Secondly, it seems to me that most, if not all of the above "failures" are not your fault (particularly that last one o.O). Anyway, it seems to me that you should be discussing such things with someone close to you, like a relative.