View Full Version : I don't care how many friends I lose over this

July 12th, 2008, 7:43 PM
Step 0

Trainer, you just received me from the Day Care man. Soon, you are going to retrieve my parents from the Day Care lady. I love the warm feel of Ponyta's Flame Body ability, and the sound of your bicycle gears as you ride up and down Cycling Road is my favorite lullaby.

Step 735

Trainer, I'm not sure what species of Pokemon I am yet.
What kind of Pokemon were my parents?
It'll take some time for me to hatch.

Step 1067

Trainer, I'm starting to move around inside my egg.
I should be getting close to hatching.

Step 2127
Trainer, I'm making noises inside.
I'm going to hatch soon!

Step 5355

Trainer, I came out of my egg!
Would you like to give a nickname to me?

Step 5360

Trainer, I see that you are looking at my stats. You say that I have a Docile Nature. Is this a bad thing? What are you doing to me, Trainer? I don't want to go into the PC! It's dark and scary in there! Help me, Trainer!

Step 5400

Trainer, I am okay. I am in Box 1.
Bidoof is watching me. He told me about DV's.
Why didn't you want me, Trainer?

One more Pokemon that was deposited.
Four more moves that will never be used.
Two more types that will never be taken advantage of.
Six more base stats that will never be trained.

July 12th, 2008, 7:47 PM
And the point of this is to.......?

July 12th, 2008, 7:52 PM
Yeah thats what that pokemon gets for having sucky stats. It gets put in the trash box with bidoof!

July 12th, 2008, 10:03 PM
I just saw this on another website, and I'm going to post the same reaction here as I did there:

"I know what this is supposed to parody, and my heart keeps saying that this is ****ed up.

But I still can't stop ****ing laughing!


July 12th, 2008, 10:52 PM
This does make me laugh, as it shows how trainers today have become nothing more than a waste.

Sheruda Kachinuki
July 12th, 2008, 10:56 PM
* smiles * this is a good one, but guys, please don't be a bit harsh.

Gokey Shuckle
July 13th, 2008, 8:02 AM
How mature this thread is.