Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

You've all heard the saying "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" before, right?

Okay, it's like this...

1. Answer the question from the post above yours.
2. Ask a question yourself.

Also...

-You may ask anything you wish.
-Answers don't have to be related to the question.
-Answer only ONE question and ask only ONE question.
-You MUST post a question AND answer.

Example...

Kyogre-chan
Why is the sky blue?
Someguy
Because it says so.
Why do cats say "Meow?"
Kyogre-chan
Because dogs bought the copyright to "woof".
Who stole my potato?

And so on...

So, let's start!

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Why is the sky blue?

Because it is not green

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Only when they are happy.

What's the meaning of life?

A: yes!!! and thats why... errr... oops! forgot what i was sayin!^^'

Q: what happened to my train of thought?

It didn't study and became dumb.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

It wasn't me 0=)

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why the GBA needs batteryes??? O.o

It eats them.

What do I eat?

doggie food.

why are people weird?

cause i like to be

WHERE DID I GO LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

TO PLUTO!!!

what time is it where i live?

10000000000'o'clock

bums on seats?

no.

why am i leaving in a few minutes?

cause its booooooooooooooooooring

who is sid?

sid is dis backwards


You mom?

She's in bed with yer dad O_o

Hot Potato! Potato! .......Potato?

.....Fat potato?

Wake up Jeff? at what time?

When Ricky Martin gets naked. O_o;;

Who put the apple in the cookie jar?

you did you liar

WTF??????????

LMAO dont search google images for ricky martin! coz in the second row hes in a bath tub naked

ontopic - Kyogre fits in my cookie jar...

May or April?