View Full Version : Happy Chuck Norris Day!

March 10th, 2010, 7:08 PM
Today, March tenth, is the birthday of Chuck Norris. The man who has increased roundhouse-related deaths by 13,000% in the last 70(!!) years, the man who lost his virginity before his father, the man who cannot be in the same room as Mr. T, lest the space explode from sheer awesome therein.
I would advise all who live near the Gulf of Mexico to watch out, the National Weather Service has issued a warning that a hurricane is coming as a direct result of the Man blowing out his candles.

Happy birthday Chuck, I wish you many more victims, but that's a given years of life on this earth.