I'm a Pokemon trainer. In my mind.

I know it looks weird for a noob to post a huge announcement, but here I go.

I have been researching lucid dreaming, meditating, and eating lots of bananas, and with a little help from the Internet, I learned to make myself see, hear, smell, taste, feel, and remember all of my dreams. Now I have complete control over my dreams. Naturally, being a pokemon fan, I have constructed an extremely realistic lucid dream fantasy where I am a trainer roaming the kanto region with my squirtle, collecting gym badges and Pokemon.

In a dream, your mind is that of a child. You remember very little and you cannot recognize textures. Once you realize that you are dreaming, you go lucid, and your mind rises to its normal intelligence, and dreams are SUPER realistic. I can go lucid at will.

So in my mind, I am a real Pokemon trainer, and I can continue my journey through Kanto at will. I have a pretty amazing team, and I am about leave lavender town to fight the next gym leader. Any questions? (or jealousy?)

Um...No offense, sounds fake (>'.')>. I mean, yeah..it could happen..maybe..And I know im not a dream expert..But *shrugs* sounds too good to be true. And how can you construct dreams? o.o. The only way I can even sort of push my dreams towards that of Pokemon related is by having Pokemon anime turned on my T.V..And right before I fall asleep to think about Pokemon..Even then, last nights dream was about Pansear...doing stuff to me. Not very joyable. So how can you control the way your dreams go?o.o But yeah..If its real *thumbs up* your lucky, you dont have to wait til the first Pokemon Virtual Reality game, for the rest of us..dream onnnnn dream onnnnn *sings*

Now get to work achieving something productive in the real world. XD