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Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 7:19 AM
I've searched the forums, and the past incarnations of this thread are all at least 2 months old, so I think I can repost it without it getting closed ^_^ Basically, it's as the title, but here's a sample:

Person 1: Why do we breath
Person 2: Because God doesn't like dead people
What is my name?
Person 1/3: Ozzy Osborne
Who created the wheel?

And it goes on and on and on. Isn't it great? ^_^ Now, to start:

Why is the world spherical?

January 15th, 2005, 7:23 AM
Cuz it want's to be.ZD!!!!!!!!!!

January 15th, 2005, 7:26 AM
Because if it was a Triangle, We would all fall off!!

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 7:42 AM
You're supposed to ask a question as well as an answer.
So... I'll answer the question and ask another one to keep it going:

Because the people at Nasa say so
What's in the secret sauce?

January 15th, 2005, 7:57 AM
Tv, Pickled Onions and the greatest manga of all time in my opion Chobits!

How do duck use the internet?

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 8:00 AM
They hit their heads on the keyboard and see what happens.

What's inside a monkey's brain?

January 15th, 2005, 8:01 AM
Cells.Why do we eat with spoons.

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 8:02 AM
Because CDs can't scoop things up

What is the largest glow-worm in the world called?

January 15th, 2005, 8:05 AM
Garry the Glow Worm!

How dose a fire turn to stone

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 8:05 AM
Bowser stamps on it

Why doesn't Bowser ever win in a Mario game?

January 15th, 2005, 8:06 AM
Um... 42!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 8:09 AM
To go shopping... DUH! XD

Which shop would a Martian like to invade?

January 15th, 2005, 10:13 AM
Build a bear workshop!!!

Why am I so kawaii?

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 10:14 AM
You ate the secret sauce!

Why do aliens always abduct the first person they find in alien movies?

January 15th, 2005, 10:28 AM
Because Samus isn't there!

Why people think mircosoft is a cream?

January 15th, 2005, 10:36 AM
Because it is so soft...

Why do birds fly?

January 15th, 2005, 10:38 AM
because they feel like it.

why don't cats atack my school when I ask? :(

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 10:49 AM
They only obey the lizard queen Carmen Electra

Why do the Simpsons have only 4 fingers?

January 15th, 2005, 12:33 PM
Because everybody does!

Why are they yellow?

January 15th, 2005, 12:37 PM
because they all keep falling into yellow paint!

why do we need to eat and drink?

January 15th, 2005, 12:38 PM
Other wise we will turn into sheep!

Why do we watch tv?

January 15th, 2005, 12:42 PM
because we want to!

why do we play games?

January 15th, 2005, 12:44 PM
Because we want to.Why do we live in houses ,apartments, whatever.

January 15th, 2005, 12:46 PM
Because otherwise the houses would have no jobs

Why didn't we stay as monkeys?

January 15th, 2005, 12:52 PM
because life moves on....

why cant we fly

January 15th, 2005, 12:56 PM
Because your sigs to big! (yes there is a hidden message in there)

Why do people make there sigs to big?

January 15th, 2005, 12:57 PM
Because we have no wings.Why do we die.

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 1:07 PM
Because then there wouldn't be any room for the cockroaches.

Am I alive or dead?

Omega Latios
January 15th, 2005, 1:10 PM
why there is no real pokemons in world

January 15th, 2005, 1:18 PM
Please answer the above question.

MCD: Of course you're dead! The duck zombies came and killed you when you were watching TV! They came through the window!
Super Latios: Because the hyperactive bungee jumping Caterquacks said if humans could fly, then Pokemon could be real, but all humans wanted to do was watch TV or chat on the net. >.<

My question:

Where did those bright pink Schnappi ballooons go?

January 15th, 2005, 1:31 PM
They went to heaven.Why do we shower.

January 15th, 2005, 1:35 PM
to get wet

why do we eat?

Omega Latios
January 15th, 2005, 1:37 PM
we eat because to get bloated

January 15th, 2005, 1:38 PM
You were susposed to ask a question.Why do we walk.

January 15th, 2005, 1:44 PM
so we don't trip and fall

Why was the name garry spelt with a g?

Mr Cat Dog
January 15th, 2005, 2:07 PM
Because there's already a Larry.

Why was Larry before Garry?

January 15th, 2005, 2:14 PM
Because they did backwords alpahbet order.Why do we communiaute.

January 15th, 2005, 2:41 PM
because mutant mushrooms possessed us and forced us to... yeah i'm psycho

Why is Schnappi so awesome?!

January 15th, 2005, 3:28 PM
Because the world loves 4 year olds who sing about Alligators so the almighty Chicken Alfred Egg head So he Made the Four year old girl The ruler of all Cheez-Its.

Why are there two p's in Schnappi?

January 15th, 2005, 3:30 PM
Because the other p was lonely.
Why do some animals hatch from eggs?

January 15th, 2005, 3:31 PM
One for panadol, for the headache Brittany got when listening to it, and one for prodigy, which is what Joy Gruttman [the singer] is. XD

January 15th, 2005, 3:32 PM
because humans fall from the sky

why cant i breathe underwater?

January 15th, 2005, 3:37 PM
Because I said so!

Who are you?

January 15th, 2005, 3:40 PM
I...don't know @[email protected]
Was i in a coma?

January 15th, 2005, 3:54 PM
were u not in a coma!?

when will mankind cease to talk?

January 15th, 2005, 4:30 PM
When they finally learn how to shut up.

Ever wonder how I sometimes type like this?: pH3r m3, if n casz yu didn't get my 4++3$i0N.

January 15th, 2005, 4:32 PM

Why is 4? (O.o XD)

January 15th, 2005, 4:47 PM
'cause something has to come after 3.

why can't no-one be perfect?

January 15th, 2005, 5:37 PM
because because Lord Squirrelydudu says so.

Why are cows purple with squirrel tails?

Shikon no Tama
January 15th, 2005, 6:08 PM
Because they needed to get a new look and because my underwear said so. xP
And, why is there a monkey on your head?

January 15th, 2005, 9:24 PM
Cos they're from the dungheap over there.

Am I obsessed with Akane?

Mr Cat Dog
January 16th, 2005, 1:37 AM
Er... No. You're obsessed with monkeys that make your eyes turn all red and gooey.

Why are there plants in the world?

Omega Latios
January 16th, 2005, 1:43 AM
because god maked animals eat them

why there is no air in space

Mr Cat Dog
January 16th, 2005, 1:46 AM
Because there wouldn't be any left for MEEEEE!

How long is the spine on a porcupine?

January 16th, 2005, 2:08 AM
as long as the spike of my hair

why is cheese made out of milk?

January 16th, 2005, 3:03 AM
Cause cows are too lazy to make pizza
How much is the six dollar burger?

Mr Cat Dog
January 16th, 2005, 3:05 AM

Why do shops haev .99 on everything they sell?

January 16th, 2005, 3:16 AM
so that you get a 1p change everytime u buy something

why is 1p so important for buying a bubblegum?

January 16th, 2005, 3:30 AM
Cos that's its Cost you moron~J/K!

Why do you think Kwesi started PC>

January 16th, 2005, 3:36 AM
*pokes coolcracker* because he couldn't make CP cos its already called Control Panel

why doesnt it rain candy everyday?

Mr Cat Dog
January 16th, 2005, 4:00 AM
Because then we'd all die when it rained.

What makes Coca-Cola taste so good?

January 16th, 2005, 4:53 AM
Because it has cocca in it.Why do we have avatars.

January 16th, 2005, 4:55 AM
well not all of us do lol
y are our no. of posts displayed?

January 16th, 2005, 7:06 AM
So that we can see it.

Why Do we Browse the net with a Browser and not surf it with a Surfer?

January 16th, 2005, 7:13 AM
Because we don't have a surfboard.Why do we brush our teeth.

January 16th, 2005, 7:21 AM
Because my socks said so.

Why am I a moron?

January 16th, 2005, 8:33 AM
you forgot to turn your brain on

why do different countries get games earlier than others?

January 16th, 2005, 9:29 AM
Because it takes a long time to go round the globe.

How can Gyarados bite if he can't close his mouth?

January 16th, 2005, 9:57 AM
Because it doesn't exist.

Why does money make the world go round?

January 16th, 2005, 9:58 AM
because the "green tree" said so.

Why is the "green tree" better then the "blue tree" and what about the "red tree".

January 16th, 2005, 10:13 AM
A: I like pie!

Q: Why do I like pie and do you like pie?
I like pie.

January 16th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Cos its made of soil.

Why do monkeys like bananas?

January 16th, 2005, 10:20 AM
I like pie!

Do you like pie?

January 16th, 2005, 11:58 AM
Depends what kind of pie >.>

Why don't we have tails?

January 16th, 2005, 12:47 PM
Q + A: We have tails? :surprised

Mr Cat Dog
January 16th, 2005, 1:16 PM
No... monkeys and fat men have tails

How much does the Sicilian Pizza at Pizza Hut cost?

January 16th, 2005, 1:47 PM
Three Sicilians!

Why do we post in the Pokemon Community?

January 16th, 2005, 2:17 PM
Because they need money.

What is money

January 16th, 2005, 3:06 PM
A: Chocolate is green.

Q: if chocolate is green, what about the rappers?

January 16th, 2005, 3:51 PM
I like pie!

Should I stop that?

January 16th, 2005, 11:41 PM
no.. keep going.

if pc was made of cheese... would vbulletin be made out of plastic?

Mr Cat Dog
January 17th, 2005, 12:06 AM
No, vBulletin is mad out of recycled textbooks

Why does tea taste so refreshing?

Keo Kirito
January 17th, 2005, 12:11 AM
I don't know.
why was this thread made?

Mr Cat Dog
January 17th, 2005, 8:18 AM
I was bored

Where am I going to be going in March 2007?

January 17th, 2005, 8:23 AM
Facedown in a ditch somewhere.

Why do I crave clam chowder today?

January 17th, 2005, 8:23 AM
Only Xatu shall know

Is Jirachi made out of titanium plastic?

January 17th, 2005, 8:26 AM
the answer lies within
who will answer 1st me or lelandlancaster? guess me do i look fat?

January 17th, 2005, 8:33 AM
Of course!

Are cupcakes wonderful?

Mr Cat Dog
January 17th, 2005, 12:02 PM
No - They're putrid and they smell.

Where lies thee, the smelloscope?

January 17th, 2005, 12:29 PM
In the middle of Nowhere, Somewhere and That Other Place.

Why are we staring at the computer right now?

January 17th, 2005, 12:39 PM
its all part of the computers evil scheme to take over the world!

why am i insane on sundays, mondays, wednesdays

Mr Cat Dog
January 17th, 2005, 1:53 PM
Because Tuesday's already taken by your acts of gluttony

Why is the news on at 10 o clock

January 17th, 2005, 3:10 PM
because people are so evil they want u to stay up past 9 (like who dosnt)

Why are most cars boxed shape?

January 17th, 2005, 5:27 PM
Because my love of pie said so.

Do I like pie?

January 17th, 2005, 11:48 PM
simple answer... ONLY yucky custard and mustard pie made by jigglypuff.

if my gba was made out of paper, and elctricity was made out of water, would my ground pokemon in my game cartridges drown?

Mr Cat Dog
January 18th, 2005, 12:45 AM

What would happen if there were no clouds in the sky?

January 18th, 2005, 1:00 AM
it would rain air!!!!

if cloud's contain water... then why isnt its chem formula not H20? and why isnt it c6h12o6 either?

Mr Cat Dog
January 18th, 2005, 1:03 AM
Because C6H12O6 is the formula for SUGAR!!!

Why does sugar make you hyper?

January 18th, 2005, 1:12 AM
cos its really GLUCOSE!!!! *finds out that the dude was rite.. it WAS glucose and sugar is glucose....*

why is studying a book like a nerd bad for catdog's health?

January 18th, 2005, 4:34 AM
Because it will make MCD too intelligent, cause him to be prime minister, and therefore lead too stressful a life XP

Why are leaves green while bark is brown?

January 18th, 2005, 4:53 AM
I don't really know - Ask God xD

Why are towers taller than houses?

January 18th, 2005, 5:53 AM
cos im smaller than both

am i taller than you?

January 18th, 2005, 6:47 AM
I like pie.

Is this a qustin?

January 18th, 2005, 9:24 AM
if it ends with a ? then yes

why do i hate thursays?

January 18th, 2005, 9:27 AM
Because i don't.

Why do I hate wednesdays?

January 18th, 2005, 9:28 AM
becase they are before friday...don't you wish it was friday?

Really fake, and fake real. Which is real?

January 18th, 2005, 9:29 AM
The second of them is real.

Why do I still don't like wednesdays?

January 18th, 2005, 9:31 AM
becase it starts with "W"

Why isn't the grass purple?

January 18th, 2005, 9:39 AM
because if it were purple it would blend in with the horizon.

how do YOU pronounce tomato?

January 18th, 2005, 9:55 AM

Why don't cheetah's have stripes?

January 18th, 2005, 10:03 AM
because they have spots
y is tyhe sky blue coloured?

January 18th, 2005, 10:10 AM
because if it were yellow you would be able to see the sun

are we all mindless zombies or harmless cookies dealers or a mix between both?

January 18th, 2005, 10:12 AM
I like cookies...
Why do polar bears live in the arctic?

January 18th, 2005, 10:26 AM
Because they want to.

Why does'nt I live in the arctic?

Mr Cat Dog
January 18th, 2005, 10:41 AM
Because the inuits would kill you and use your blubber to cook food with.

Does blubber taste nice?

January 18th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Because the inuits would kill you and use your blubber to cook food with.

Does blubber taste nice?
Of course!
More lard in your tea?

January 18th, 2005, 11:04 AM
lard y not ive already got the kitchen sink in there
(congrats 1000 posts)

who is better for brock joy or jenny?

January 18th, 2005, 11:16 AM
Neither of them... <-- That IS a Stupid answer

Do you like this tread?

January 18th, 2005, 11:24 AM
its ok but my opinion doesnt count
are u influenced ny what i think?

Mr Cat Dog
January 18th, 2005, 11:39 AM

Why does Tarzan live in the jungle?

January 18th, 2005, 12:07 PM
the mammels are smarter

y is mario a plumber?

January 18th, 2005, 12:13 PM
No one needs an electrician.

What is ice cream made of?

Mr Cat Dog
January 18th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Ice and Cream. DUH! XD

If Air is made out of 70% Nitrogen, why don't we all turn into Nitrates?

January 18th, 2005, 12:33 PM
Because we`re people

Why is my mom my mom?

January 18th, 2005, 12:39 PM
because if she weren't your mom your dad would be your mom and your mom would be your dad :P

If ants had the same level of technoledgy as us would they take over the world?

January 18th, 2005, 12:40 PM
I like apple flavoerd pie.

What is lava made of?

January 18th, 2005, 12:42 PM
Yo mama

Do we drink water?

January 18th, 2005, 12:43 PM
of coarse we do XD

if there is a speed of light is there a speed of dark?

January 18th, 2005, 12:43 PM
of course

Why must you ask?

January 18th, 2005, 12:44 PM
because my father once told me that darkness is the absence of light so it can't havea speed and i wanted to know what you thought the actuel answer was ^_^

did that make sence? XD

January 18th, 2005, 12:44 PM
in our heads,sometimes it does...

Why are we just humans and not humans and huwomans?

January 18th, 2005, 12:46 PM
because men give no respect to woman when woman were the final drafts ^_^ and men were the rough drafts XD

is deoxies rubber?

January 18th, 2005, 12:46 PM
in our heads,sometimes it does...

Why are we just humans and not humans and huwomans?

because eveyone is secretly a man!

why aren't peiple red?

January 18th, 2005, 12:47 PM
because then we would be green!

then what would that amke us if we were blue?

January 18th, 2005, 12:48 PM
becase of all that stew

do you know the muffin man?

January 18th, 2005, 12:49 PM
know him??? i loathe him! XD

why isn't the internet named after the person who invented it?

January 18th, 2005, 12:50 PM
What do you mean? Of coarse it is! (sits in corner rocking back and forth)

Why do you say these things?

January 18th, 2005, 12:51 PM
cause we like pizza

why is the number 3 curved?

January 18th, 2005, 12:52 PM
cause we like pizza

why is the number 3 curved?
because it didn't want to look digital...
why aren't you smiling? you know like a squartle...

January 18th, 2005, 12:53 PM
Cause I go to school

why dont I make sense?

January 18th, 2005, 12:55 PM
Cause I go to school

why dont I make sense?
That's easy, you're purple

why aren't I purple!?!?!?!

January 18th, 2005, 12:56 PM
because you ate

why dont I just play video games?

January 18th, 2005, 12:58 PM
because you ate

why dont I just play video games?
I don't know... they are more fun than what you are doing right now!

Why is Misty called the tom boyish mermaid?

(do you like Dot Hack?(not ment to be part of the stupid question)

January 18th, 2005, 12:59 PM
cause you`re at her house

why isnt our feet on our heads?

January 18th, 2005, 1:35 PM
'cause we'd die from the stench!

Why are crackers so... crackery?

January 18th, 2005, 1:39 PM
cuz there's a law forbiding anyone to be as crackery as crackers other that crackers cuz if we were, the U.S. government would be even stupider and go off and waste more money on CHEESE!!!!!!

Umm...U.S. government....it was a joke....please don't arrest me......XD

Why is sour cream not sour???

January 18th, 2005, 1:45 PM
because then it would make sense

why does nothing make sense

January 18th, 2005, 1:49 PM
cuz if it did....everyone would die!!!! If you really think about it, people would one, fall off the world, and two, try to eat moldy cheese and white rice that was leftovers that you took back to your hotel in tokyo and now your at home three weeks later and hungry.....

why do dogs like to eat their own crap after they've crapped it???

January 18th, 2005, 2:20 PM
cuz if it did....everyone would die!!!! If you really think about it, people would one, fall off the world, and two, try to eat moldy cheese and white rice that was leftovers that you took back to your hotel in tokyo and now your at home three weeks later and hungry.....

why do dogs like to eat their own crap after they've crapped it???

because they want to prove to people that they are dare devils after getting drunk at poker parties!

Why do chickens cluck?

January 18th, 2005, 2:25 PM
Because the evil talking pie said so.

What dose jwdxnhasuhdwuisgcpsuhfcgtedyhcuswvgcfisduvf78tsrdfu7we978wrdweoygcffydeyogfpeudgwe7e783474 83g0 5tr8237y346807r923gr349utf-34e hvgtwe49utr v3r8uh mean?

January 18th, 2005, 10:02 PM
it means that u have gone crazy..

then again what does 248758gnvfwigbhdybhyt64hb18gd6nfghrt75 mean?

January 18th, 2005, 10:30 PM
It means the worlds apples will change to oranges,

But seriously, what do you get when you cross an anteater, a toothbrush, and a newspaper?

January 18th, 2005, 10:38 PM
an anteater, a newspaper and a toothbrush = ANT!!!! check their first letters!!! XD

but then the anteater would eat the ant... so would it make it a cannibull?

January 18th, 2005, 10:50 PM
no it would be a suicidal cannibal.

what do you get when you mix ajajajjajdjdfkfdjtirdkskdfd with nsujdsksjakdfsjkfdsjkdfjkdfjdkfjdfk and ddskjkdjkfdjfkjfkjdfklfdfmv

January 18th, 2005, 11:15 PM
you get monkeys coming out of your butt and bruce almity coming after you!!

is monkeys made out of cheese?

January 19th, 2005, 1:00 AM
if they were then mice would be their predators
what would u do if ur ur aunt was ur sister ur uncle was ur grandad?

January 19th, 2005, 1:23 AM
then id have a quadri family.. which is evil.

what is this evil?

January 19th, 2005, 2:02 AM
a sausage in a turkey
should i stop using invisible mode?

January 19th, 2005, 3:25 AM
no then we can see u

why am i here?

January 19th, 2005, 4:05 AM
Because you like eating Pikachus with red flavouring

Why do like randomness?

January 19th, 2005, 4:28 AM
cos i dont know what is red

what is red?

January 19th, 2005, 4:38 AM
red is anything that u want it to be XD for me its a character from ff7

Why do you like pokemon ?

January 19th, 2005, 6:10 AM
Because pikachue's dead.

Why do I hate pikachue?

Mr Cat Dog
January 19th, 2005, 7:55 AM
Because it's dead.

Why do things die?

January 19th, 2005, 7:57 AM
Because they feel like it.

What's the meaning of life?

Mr Cat Dog
January 19th, 2005, 7:59 AM

Why is this question stupid?

January 19th, 2005, 8:00 AM

Why is this question stupid?

A stupid question!

Can I go to the bathroom?

January 19th, 2005, 8:02 AM
Only if you remember to flush.


Mr Cat Dog
January 19th, 2005, 8:03 AM
My eyes hurt.

What does Ralph Wiggum think of pornography?

January 19th, 2005, 8:05 AM
Me likes :P

Who the heck is Ralph Wiggum?

January 19th, 2005, 8:09 AM
Your worst nightmare!

Who are you?

January 19th, 2005, 8:12 AM

can i die today?

January 19th, 2005, 8:15 AM
So long as I die first?

Would I go to Heaven or Hell?

January 19th, 2005, 8:17 AM
you will go to pancake

will i have get to skool today?

January 19th, 2005, 8:26 AM
LOL No!! you're free of school :P

Will the voices in my head ever shut up?

January 19th, 2005, 8:28 AM
LOL No!! you're free of school :P

Will the voices in my head ever shut up?

Of course, I'll make them!

Why did I make the voices shut up?

Omega Latios
January 19th, 2005, 8:29 AM
no the will explode will explode your head someday

why im Finnish

January 19th, 2005, 8:29 AM
no the will explode will explode your head someday

why im Finnish
Because I made you that way!

Where do babies come frome?

Omega Latios
January 19th, 2005, 8:31 AM
they come from outer space

why there is no ratchet&clank 4 yet

January 19th, 2005, 8:32 AM
they come from outer space

why there is no ratchet&clank 4 yet

because they hated it!

Where do outer space babies come from?

January 19th, 2005, 8:36 AM
'Cause they quit!

Why are parents such a pain?

Mr Cat Dog
January 19th, 2005, 11:08 AM
They have needles which dig into your skin.

Why is an elephant bigger than a mouse?

January 19th, 2005, 12:56 PM
Mice were supposed to be bigger, but the government experimented on elephants first as tests. Remember, this is before elephants were huge.

Why do cats chase dogs?

January 19th, 2005, 12:59 PM
cuz they look like milk

why do i smell funny?

January 19th, 2005, 1:02 PM
maybe cuz u shower everyday

whos better daffy or road runner ?

January 19th, 2005, 1:05 PM

who made the breadstick?

January 19th, 2005, 1:11 PM
the breadstick man

who made the baguet?

Mr Cat Dog
January 20th, 2005, 12:25 AM
Road Runner!


January 20th, 2005, 4:41 AM
*coyote smacks*

Why are cartoons addictive?

January 20th, 2005, 4:42 AM
Because they pwn

Why was my dream random and cool?

January 20th, 2005, 5:43 AM
because if it wasn't it would be hot and normal *shivers*

If you were a smiley which smiley wouldn't you be?

January 20th, 2005, 5:55 AM
This one

Do you like blue carrots?

January 20th, 2005, 6:26 AM
well that depends of what shade of blue XD

are you really tig? XD

January 20th, 2005, 6:28 AM
well that depends of what shade of blue XD

are you really tig? XD

January 20th, 2005, 6:30 AM
Whoa wtf deja-vu

Am I seeing things?

January 20th, 2005, 6:30 AM
yes I am XD

Is there an echo here? XD XD XD

January 20th, 2005, 6:31 AM
No but there's flood

Do you like liquid ice or rock hard water?

January 20th, 2005, 6:32 AM
definetly rock hard water XD

do you like rocks that roll? XD

January 20th, 2005, 6:34 AM
Um, it depends...

Is Kyogre cold in that water?

January 20th, 2005, 6:35 AM
considering he's legendary and has been there since the earth began-yes XD

Do you miss Serious from Hp?

January 20th, 2005, 6:47 AM
You mean Sirius Xd

Not really...

Do you like scarlet red cheese?

January 20th, 2005, 6:49 AM
Of Course I dont~I always Crack my food not eat it~~

Which is the BEst color in the world & why?

January 20th, 2005, 6:50 AM
Pink because pink is the meaning of everything

Don't you agree?

January 20th, 2005, 8:57 AM
i agree 50% the other 50% goes to blue XD

why aren't there female hammers? only male ones? (jack hammers XD they're male XD)

January 20th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Because the world is a circle.

IF i were a cow would i be a pretty chicken?

January 20th, 2005, 11:01 AM
you would be a chilly watermelon actuely ^_^

why is Bush not a Tree?

January 20th, 2005, 12:25 PM
Because some sweeties aren't sweet.

Why is pink pink?

Mr Cat Dog
January 20th, 2005, 12:45 PM
Because yellow's already taken.

What's on my Physics test tomorrow?

January 20th, 2005, 12:53 PM
I dont know, my dog ate it xD
Why does it smell like grape soda?

Mr Cat Dog
January 20th, 2005, 12:54 PM
Because your dog ate a grape, then some soda, then my physics test!

January 20th, 2005, 12:58 PM
Lik, ya! I had my nail done omigod! XD

Hey! whats is that? is that your face? xD

Mr Cat Dog
January 20th, 2005, 1:11 PM
likeomgwtfroflroflmaoomgomfgomfffffg13337 YEAH

Who's the n00biest n00b EVER!?

January 20th, 2005, 1:34 PM

Am I me?

January 20th, 2005, 1:51 PM
Nope, you are someone else...

why is foxfire better than internet explorer? (what a stupid question)

January 20th, 2005, 2:07 PM
It's not!

How can you insault internet exporler?! :surprised

January 20th, 2005, 3:20 PM
since they used internet to tell us it was the internet even though we new that
why is 1+1 2?

January 20th, 2005, 3:24 PM
because 1+1 is 11 which makes more sence, but since we ppl hate senful things, we decided to make it not make sence and so we made it 2 XD

now have you ever eaten a watermelon flaverd dog sock?

January 20th, 2005, 3:26 PM
Cause if you add 1 and another 1, you get two

Why does Knoppix pwn?

January 20th, 2005, 3:28 PM
because it has two P's in it's name, and the letter P pwns all!

Why is my computer makeing those funny noises....0_o;; and changeing colors?? XD

January 20th, 2005, 3:33 PM
because you're computer is developing a mind of it's own.

Why did the dish run away with the spoon? lolz


January 20th, 2005, 3:53 PM
Because it wanted to eat pie.

Do not I not make not sence not?

January 20th, 2005, 5:07 PM
Becuase the lead singer in green day is lil jons brother.

Is Crime Mob (the Group) a souls group or classic?

January 20th, 2005, 5:12 PM
why not both? ^_^

is the preevalution of Wabbufet spelled: Whynot?

January 20th, 2005, 6:08 PM
Because it's funny to hear the little fellow say why...why not?

Why isn't the sky purple?

Mr Cat Dog
January 21st, 2005, 12:24 AM
Because Tinky Winky's purple, and they'd clash, and so the BBC would receive thouands of complaints.

Why is the Jerry Springer Opera SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool?

January 21st, 2005, 1:40 AM
Because it's not

Why do I bounce so much?

January 21st, 2005, 1:42 AM
Because its happy....
If you made a life size replica of yourself out of fish paste would it weigh more or less than the real thing??? e.g you

January 21st, 2005, 2:06 AM
I don't know because I haven't done it but fish paste is lighter than me so I would weigh more.


January 21st, 2005, 7:20 AM
no thanx! im not hungry ^_^;;;

what do u think that stuff was made of?

..btw no offense to ur cooking Tig!! ^_^;;

January 21st, 2005, 7:24 AM
That's ok I can't cook ^_^; It was made of random lettered alphabet soup

Are you sure you don't want some?

January 21st, 2005, 7:27 AM
Frogs, Snails & Puppy-Dog Kidneys Yummy~~

And BTW Why is Mr.Catdog not called Mr.DogCat(No Offence buddy)

January 21st, 2005, 7:29 AM
Becuase the cartoon is called CatDog

What do you watch on TV?

January 21st, 2005, 7:42 AM
Programmes O.O

What colour pen do you like? XP

January 21st, 2005, 7:47 AM

Why do you like penguines?

January 21st, 2005, 7:54 AM
cos they're easy to fry and eat ^_^

i think i'll have some of ur soup tig... but are u sure its wont do lethal damage?

January 21st, 2005, 7:57 AM
No of course it won't *evil laugh*

Do you like red wine with it?

January 21st, 2005, 8:21 AM
er... sure!!!

is this exactly what its like if u ever go for dinner at a PCmember's house? ^_^;;;

January 21st, 2005, 11:33 AM
of coarse not! this is what it's like when you order a yellow hotdog in the name of Pikachu XD

who knows how to fly without doing it? XD

January 21st, 2005, 1:08 PM
I can fly! I got W.I.N.G.S!!

Where are my chocolate coins?

January 21st, 2005, 1:28 PM
I stole them! muahahahahahaha

Why are we here?

January 21st, 2005, 1:29 PM

Why are dogs called dogs why not ejefuhdjfnienclwencnecjwnecomewncbrvchubvbdvbshvsrbvygvkzxndnmnxxlewiurtygbvydidxzoiidjvczcmxnvunrduhauoefjnvjn?

January 21st, 2005, 1:31 PM
Because it used to be sahdojgsfiuvciaVFVAUOSVCYIAhcvsifgiafdvafygsabOAFDbfhfdhdgfdh. But you changed it. :P

Why is the sky blue?

January 21st, 2005, 1:43 PM

You spell how how how?

Mr Cat Dog
January 21st, 2005, 1:52 PM
How... is spelt how! Plain and simple!


January 21st, 2005, 2:45 PM
Because I like pie.


January 21st, 2005, 4:08 PM

why is a person a person and fjdjdnjwienjejejd a word if cows moon murder in sun light?

January 21st, 2005, 4:24 PM
I have your answer right here: Orange crouton zoom zoom butterscotch.

January 21st, 2005, 5:11 PM
Orange crouton zoom zoom butterscotch??? I knew it!!!

What do you do if you live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul?

January 21st, 2005, 5:31 PM
You stop qouting Ed,Edd and Eddy.

Do you like Ed,Edd and Eddy?

January 21st, 2005, 10:09 PM

do you hate ed edd and eddy?