View Full Version : The Wishing Game!!

July 2nd, 2005, 6:28 PM
Ok, so this is how it goes. AND YES, BEFORE ANYONE ASKS, I DIDN'T MAKE THIS UP, I GOT IT FROM KH2.NET!! Anyhow, easy to play. The first person makes a wish, the next person grants it, but it's twisted in some way.


Poster1: I wish I had a million dollars

Poster2: You do but then your richness attracts robbers and they steal all your money and burn your house down while you're in it.

Get it? Well anyway, I'll start.

I wish I could fly.

Cybex Mewtwo
July 2nd, 2005, 6:50 PM
Very well. But keep in mind that you'll be backed up for miles while you wait for Baggage to arrive and the passengers could stop complaining.

Now...I wish that I could be on a cartoon.

July 2nd, 2005, 6:56 PM
You are . . . But you're ON TELLETUBBES!!! DUN DUN DUUUN!! o_o

I wish I had ice cream

Raichu Master
July 2nd, 2005, 7:00 PM
Wish granted, except it falls off the cone and onto the floor.

I wish I had my girlfriend back.

July 2nd, 2005, 9:54 PM
You get her back, but then she dumps you again.
I wish dragons were real.

July 2nd, 2005, 10:04 PM
They are, but they burn you to a crisp and have you for leftovers 3 weeks later.

I wish I could talk to vegetables

Cybex Mewtwo
July 3rd, 2005, 6:57 AM
Wish granted, but you'd have to become one yourself! Buahahaha!!!

I wish that I could meet Mario and Luigi...

July 3rd, 2005, 7:00 AM
I wish I could be a Charizard an' Draconize Charizards 24/7! ^_^

July 3rd, 2005, 7:02 AM
wish granted but you're the size of a germ
I wish I was always happy

July 3rd, 2005, 10:35 AM
Wish granted, but everyone else is sad.
I wish I had a goat.

July 3rd, 2005, 10:43 AM
your wish is granted but likitung will annoy every second of your life
I wish I could make sprite comics

July 3rd, 2005, 3:19 PM
You can, but they're really about the soda.
I wish I wish I was a fish.

July 3rd, 2005, 3:21 PM
ok but you're on a frying pan being cooked
I wish I was 14

July 3rd, 2005, 3:24 PM
You are, but all your friends are younger than you.
I wish I had a horse.

July 3rd, 2005, 3:25 PM
ok but it's dead
I wish I was yami yugi

July 3rd, 2005, 3:27 PM
You are, but you spend millions of dollars each week keeping up that hairstyle.
I wish I could read minds.

July 3rd, 2005, 5:07 PM
I wish that my child hood has been easyier, I wish that I could go through it again "normally", I wish I could take back some of the things i've said and done, I wish Dave could be here with us now, I wish that life was easier, I wish that the members of Green Day would quit forever, I wish that I could one day meet Tim Burton, I wish that my artwork was better, I wish I was pretty, I wish I was at school, I wish that people liked me, I wish...I Wish for happiness.
Ignore all that...

Wish Granted pika-mew, but you can't turn it of and you read everyones minds and then slowly go insane because you have lost your own mind..

My stupid wish here to be twisted is

I wish that Green Day would /splode

July 3rd, 2005, 5:12 PM
wish granted but a giant group of green day fans chase you 24/7
I wish I was eckeles

July 3rd, 2005, 9:35 PM
Eckeles? Wtf?
Okay, you're Eckeles: Wish GRANTED! ...of course, as an Eckeles, you die of some Eckeles-specific disease after internally combusting and somehow surviving...
...if I actually knew what Eckeles was, I could think of something more interesting. >>
I wish I was a happy person.

July 3rd, 2005, 9:42 PM
Actually, this is called the Corrupted Wish game, but meh XD
Muffin Girl: Wish granted, but the earth blows up 1 second later

I wish 1+1=48 (ya random XD)

July 4th, 2005, 6:27 AM
wish granted bt you died in the prossess
I wish this thread wasn't addicting

July 4th, 2005, 3:49 PM
Wish granted; but, then, you became even more addictive to it oO;

I wish I had a chocolate bar <_<

July 4th, 2005, 3:53 PM
wish granted but it melts in the heat and falls to the floor... i wish i was immortal

July 4th, 2005, 4:06 PM
You are, but, you somehow turn evil oO;

I wish I could talk to kitties (Meow Power X3)

July 4th, 2005, 4:12 PM
you can but they wont understand you
muhahahah! *evil laugh* i wish i wasnt evil

Raichu Master
July 5th, 2005, 5:16 PM
You aren't evil...but you have this obsession with huging trees and petting people on the head and saying "That's a good kitty!"

I wish I wished a wish! (MWAHAHAHAHA!)

July 5th, 2005, 5:36 PM
You did, but it backfired and blew you up.
I wish I was a wolf.

Raichu Master
July 5th, 2005, 6:19 PM
You are a wolf...but you are hunted by several packs, and die tragically.

I wish wishing a wish of wishful wonder was wonderfully pleasant!

July 5th, 2005, 6:35 PM
It is, but only for the first few seconds or so.
I wish this wish would wish itself.

July 5th, 2005, 6:49 PM
Oh, it does, but it wishes for world domination

I wish I had a Magikarp

July 5th, 2005, 6:51 PM
You do, but it evolves into Gyrados and eats you.
I wish people weren't so mean to each other.

July 5th, 2005, 9:28 PM
They aren't,but they are mean to themselves o_O

I wish Yami Bakura was here XD

July 6th, 2005, 2:48 AM
He could turn into a frikkin' moron...

I wish I had a very good computer for myself.

July 6th, 2005, 2:56 AM
You get a very good one but someone but a bomb inside it and it blows up.

I wish I had an invisble caot thing like in Harry Potter.

July 6th, 2005, 2:59 AM
It might get stolen by a thief and he uses it to follow you and sneaks into your house.

I wish Pokmon existed for real...

July 6th, 2005, 5:36 AM
Badabing, it came true ^^ But, err... now crime has increased (namely, Team Rocket X3)

I wish kitties were real... er... wait, they are X3, I wish I... had a kitty righ now X3

July 6th, 2005, 6:36 AM
Wish granted but it gets eaten by a wolf.

I wish I was right about everything.

July 6th, 2005, 6:51 AM
Right you are! About being right about everything :3

I wish I knew what to wish for XP

July 6th, 2005, 6:55 AM
I wish the you guys would shut up XD. and dragons where real

July 6th, 2005, 7:49 AM
Dragons will destroy the world!!! :P
I wish everyone loved me... XP

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 9:06 AM
Everyone does love you, but hates what you do

I wish I could eat 100 pancakes without getting sick!

July 6th, 2005, 11:49 AM
You would become a fatso. Weight: 500KG. o_O
I wish I wasn't fat anymore...

Yami's Girl
July 6th, 2005, 2:18 PM
This looks like fun.
I wish Yami Yugi was here. XD

July 6th, 2005, 2:26 PM
wish granted but you're not
I wish for nothing

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 6th, 2005, 2:29 PM
Wish granted. *hands you a cat named Nothing*

I wish I could smell pizza from miles away.

July 6th, 2005, 10:42 PM
In Italy you would go crazy.
I wish I only get A+es at school. :P

July 6th, 2005, 10:49 PM
wish granted, after 12 years, you've finally passed Preschool

I wish all the disgusting foods really did taste like chicken(RANDOMNESS AGAIN! XD)

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 5:51 AM
Wish Granted! You go crazy from all the chicken taste.
I wish I was President.

July 7th, 2005, 6:00 AM
Wish Granted You Get Shot And Your Vice President Takes Over!
I Wish The World Was Made Of Chocolate!

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 6:40 AM
Wish granted, but everyone eats it before you get to see it.

I wish I had a pet squirrel!

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 7:24 AM
Wish granted. *hands Rabid squirrel named Fluffy* But before you get to hug it it bits you hand and runs away.
I wish for World peace.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 7:42 AM
Wish granted, but now that there are no need for the armed forces, you just fired millions of people worldwide.

I wish I had a fish.

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 7:51 AM
Wish granted. *gives Piranha* But he Piranha bites your head off.
I wish I was rich.

July 7th, 2005, 8:07 AM
Wish Granted everyone Else Lost All There Money And You Have 300 Dollars So Every One Else Blamed You Then Hurted You
I Wish I Had A Nintendog DS Game.(Coming Out In August)

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 8:09 AM
Wish granted, but the night you got it someone stole it while you were asleep.
I wish I had a Charizard.

July 7th, 2005, 8:12 AM
Wish Granted It Flew Away
I Wish Everyone In The World QWould Hear And Smell My Farts

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 8:24 AM
Wish granted, but everyone died because it polluted the air. That includes you.
I wish for a mansion.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 11:38 AM
Wish granted, but since you're too young to own a house, it's not yours for a few years.
I wish I could never die!

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 11:39 AM
Wish granted, but everyone you know dies and then you go into a coma, but you won't die.
I wish pokemon were real.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 11:49 AM
Wish granted, but they overthrow the human race.

I wish I was in a video game.

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 11:51 AM
Wish granted, but you never get past the first level.
I wish Yami Malik was shot.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Wish granted, but his fans want to kill you.

I wish I didn't have to wish!

Yami's Girl
July 7th, 2005, 11:57 AM
Wish granted. Now a person makes wishes for for you. Really bad wishes that hurt you.
I wish I was famous.

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 7th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Wish granted, but the press won't leave you alone for 1 second.

I wish I was a dog.

Da Schwarz
July 11th, 2005, 5:48 AM
Wish Granted, but you get ran over by a Mack Truck

I wish that I could type longer posts!

Yami's Girl
July 11th, 2005, 9:51 AM
Wish granted, but everytime you post you take up a whole page, people get mad and you get banned. XD
I wish I could be the voice of a cartoon.

July 11th, 2005, 9:55 AM
wish granted but rabid fans make your life a living hell
I wish for a rabid bloodsuking bat from brazil named fluggy

Yami's Girl
July 11th, 2005, 9:57 AM
Wish granted. *hands bat* But it sucks all your blood and you die.
I wish Malfoy was shot.

July 11th, 2005, 10:11 AM
wish granted yay a harry potter fan *can't think of anything bad to go with that
I wish i was harry potter

Yami's Girl
July 11th, 2005, 10:15 AM
Wish granted, but Draco, Lucias, and Voldamort come up and kill you. XD
I wish I was Hermione.

July 11th, 2005, 10:34 AM
wish granted but you're life is miserable cause draco keep calling you a mud blood
I wish they won't cancel yugioh on kidswb

Yami's Girl
July 12th, 2005, 6:21 AM
Wish granted, but they keep showing repeats. XD
I wish I had all the Yami stuff that exists.

Cybex Mewtwo
July 12th, 2005, 6:52 AM
Sure, but they're all illegaly gotten and you get arrested.

I wish...that I could find true love.

Yami's Girl
July 12th, 2005, 7:37 AM
Wish granted, but after awhile, she dumps you.
I wish I was...Mai Valentine! XD

NiNGi's Worst Nightmare
July 12th, 2005, 9:21 AM
Wish granted, but you get stuck in the cargo hold of a tour bus. XD

I wish I was a cat.

Yami's Girl
July 12th, 2005, 9:41 AM
Wish granted, but I ferocious dog catches you and eats you. XD
I wish I was a dragon.

July 12th, 2005, 10:01 AM
Wish granted, but everyone knows a dragon can't be tamed so it kills you o.O

I wish I wings!

Yami's Girl
July 12th, 2005, 10:03 AM
Wish granted, but when you're flying, something rips off your wings and you fall to your death.
I wish I was a Pokemon Trainer.

July 12th, 2005, 8:55 PM
wish granted...here's your plushie starter pokemon
i wish i had a sausage in a bun right about now...*stomach growling*

Yami's Girl
July 13th, 2005, 4:58 AM
Wish granted. *gives pig*
I wish I could play the piano.

Da Schwarz
July 13th, 2005, 10:14 PM
wish granted, but while playing the piano tips over on you and you die,

i wish for a thousand more wishes

July 13th, 2005, 10:36 PM
wish granted...unforutnately, your wishes were lost in the "Wish Delivery System" and it will take a thousand years for your wishes to arrive

I wish MSN didn't have any connection problems

Da Schwarz
July 13th, 2005, 10:47 PM
wish granted, but then any computer you touch explodes

i wish that i could have a car

July 13th, 2005, 10:53 PM
Wish granted...here's your Model Kit

I wish the world was Ideal

July 16th, 2005, 7:23 PM
It is, but . . . Everything is so perfect, it's scary.

I wish I had an Ipod

July 16th, 2005, 9:23 PM
You get one but then its stolen?
I wish for the next poster to grant me a million dollars without any twists.

July 16th, 2005, 9:32 PM
Sure, the million dollars have no twists, but after a while you become greedy and selfish and nobody else wants to be around you.

I wish I could be Riku's gal! ;p

July 16th, 2005, 9:35 PM
You become his gal but he cheats on you
I wish to become a rapper and soccer pro

Da Schwarz
July 16th, 2005, 10:18 PM
wish granted, but are taken out of soccer because you were slide tackled and you broke your shin, which also stopped your rapping career

i wish i was DZ's back up for soccer and rapping

July 17th, 2005, 4:56 PM
Wish granted, but you become so good as a rapper, Snoop Dog, which became your rival, kicks you in the shin, and you brake your shin, stopping your rapping career and your soccer career.

I wish...i wish.....i wish.....pokemon were real, but there was no gang like Team Rocket.

Da Schwarz
July 17th, 2005, 9:01 PM
wish granted, but team magma and team aqua take over instead

i wish i was invincible to any harm

July 18th, 2005, 1:47 PM
You are but it only lasts for one nanosecond and then you get shot by a machine gun.

I wish for ham sandwiches!

Yami's Girl
July 18th, 2005, 1:50 PM
Wish granted, but the sandwiches eat you before you can eat them.
I wish for a world-wide Yugioh day, when everything is Yugioh-fied.

July 18th, 2005, 3:48 PM
There is, but Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon comes alive and eats everyone.
I wish the seventh Harry Potter book was published already.

July 22nd, 2005, 6:16 PM
*Wish granted* the book is published but it's the worst in the series.

I wish I could never get in trouble at school

Raichu Master
July 22nd, 2005, 7:24 PM
Wish granted, but now your bored...

I wish Harry Potter didn't break up with Ginny Weasley at the end of the book! WHY HARRY WHY!!!!!!!

Da Schwarz
July 22nd, 2005, 8:02 PM
wish granted, but ginny dies instead

i wish for garth brooks to have concerts again

July 23rd, 2005, 2:53 PM
Wish granted but now he/she play really lousy
I wish the Teen Titans were real.

July 23rd, 2005, 3:17 PM
They become real but get sent to another planet
I wish my life gets better

Yami's Girl
July 23rd, 2005, 4:02 PM
Wish granted, but after the better parts of your life, they get real bad.
I wish for a Meowth.

July 23rd, 2005, 4:15 PM
You get one along with team rocket
I wish for a glass of milk o_0

Yami's Girl
July 23rd, 2005, 4:18 PM
Wish granted, but it's sour. 0.o
I wish for a Piano.

July 23rd, 2005, 4:24 PM
Sorry, the closest thing they had at Wallmart was a table with buck teeth.
I wish for an Envy plushie.

Da Schwarz
July 30th, 2005, 12:09 AM
wish granted, but your closest friend dies

i wish for a free safe wish that only i could use and that i couldn't die before i use it

August 6th, 2005, 7:34 AM
Your wish has been granted...But no beer for you!
I wish I had a beer.

August 6th, 2005, 7:56 AM
Wish granted, but then you become drunk and die. XD

I wish cartoons were real.

August 6th, 2005, 8:27 AM
Poof, now they are but reality T.V is no longer real. Wait, it never was.
I wish for peace on earth.

August 6th, 2005, 12:42 PM
Wish granted

but theres no peace in heaven.

I wish that I was a super saiyan

August 6th, 2005, 12:45 PM
Poof, you are now a Super saiyn, but DBZ is canceled in return.
I wish for a pkushie

August 6th, 2005, 1:11 PM
But you get a voodo Green Day doll with nothing but bad, bad, bad.
I wish....for a friendly and intelligent Dragon!!

August 6th, 2005, 1:18 PM
You get it, Then it dies.
I wish that I could grant my own wishes..

August 6th, 2005, 2:55 PM
But you wish you were dead and you die.
I wish I had a friendly, intelligent dragon that would live forever and cannot die or be killed in any way.

August 6th, 2005, 5:18 PM
Wish granted. But now it know that it's invincible, it'll cause chaos and destruction with no one being able to stop it.
I wish nothing would go wrong on my next wish.

August 6th, 2005, 5:48 PM
wish granted but for this one all your freind die and your whole city's on fire
I wish for happiness with no strings attached

August 7th, 2005, 10:01 AM
Sure, you're happy, but then you become so happy it's scary for other people.

I wish I had a Thursday. o_o

August 7th, 2005, 4:47 PM
Wish granted but a majority of people hate thursday and change it to a friday so you have a friday.

I wish I had a pair

August 7th, 2005, 4:51 PM
wish granted but she's cheating on you
I wish for a puppet with no strings attached

Yami's Girl
August 8th, 2005, 6:35 AM
Wish granted but it can't stand up.
I wish for well, what to wish for? I wish for an ax!

August 8th, 2005, 6:38 AM
wish granted but it's in yami's head
I don't wish for anything

Yami's Girl
August 8th, 2005, 7:22 AM
NOOOO! YAMI! *cries*
You get stuck in a world of nothingness.
I wish for a leash

August 8th, 2005, 7:42 AM
Wish granted and now you're a dog being walked by an evil owner
I wish to get married.

August 8th, 2005, 7:52 AM
wish granted but you find your new wife and the guy that works at the benihana down the street in the closet
I wish for World Pokecommunity Peace