Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

This thread is back!
Umm... yeah.

Well basically, give a stupid answer the the post above and the post your own stupid answer!

I'll start:
Why are round pizzes served in a square box?

Edit: Please don't go completely off-topic. Some of you are giving answers that don't even relate to the question!

Becuase the sky is blue!

Why do so many people think Dragons don't exist?

Because Pikachu poked them with a large dragon nonexistance stick.

Why do I have so much music by the pillows on my Wpm playlist?

because your puppy said to

why are midgets so short?

Because people like sandwiches.

Why do firemen wear red?

Because the evil hairmonster blackmailed them.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was sick and tired of being asked why it did.
What does purple smell like?

the pizza!

why do dreams seem yellow?

Because blue was already delegated to visions.
What is the sound of toast?

The fat lady singing.
Why do elephants like cheese?

They are actually some weird form of mutated sofas.
Why is it that randomness resides in a squishy green paycheck?

because the monkey will kill the whales if it doesn't
why do monkey's eat spam

They like the hot and burning sensation that burns a hole in their tongues.
Why is it that this board has skin like a chameleon?

the half monkey half chamelion jedi master wishes it to be.
why are most whales allergic to the ancient aztecs

Montezuma put a curse on Shamu the first.
Why do the deer and the santelope play?

because **** you is heard a discouragin phrase and the skys are not sunny all day
why do 50% of al lizard suck on pickled frog feet

because that is the stupidest question yet!

y do you park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Because the world is a giant epileptic.
Why are so many falling to the dancing trapinch?

because they don't think that chibi dancing mawile is cute
why are clams so clamy