The Pokemon is...

Okay, this game is easy. All you have to do is put in a pokemon's name and have it do something, and the next poster says how.

Example:
Poster 1: "Lapras has a burned fin."
Poster 2: "Lapras was stupid and burned itself."
"Squirtle's tummy hurts."

Or something like that. You don't necessarily have to use Lapras XD.

Rules:
No profane stuff.

Etc.

I'll start!

Rayquaza is tangled.

It ran into a Tangela.

Charizard has got a spike in his backside.

He tripped into Rhydon's spike.
Pikachu used Thunderbolt on TR.

It's dejabu, it happens in every single Pokemon episode.
Mewtwo erases everyone's memories AGAIN.

But this time everybody goes mental.

Ho-oh's beak is frozen.

Ho-oh kissed his girlfriend Articuno.

Kirlia's horns are gone...

because Stickashade yanked them off and ate them.
Mew got beat up by Scyther...

because the scyther was actualy a random person called moe dressed up as a Scyther o.O

Cradily *gasp* lost its cuteness... (like that would ever happen :P)

because some evil person glued a large Pikachu poster on it. *Pats Cradily supportively* There, there, the evil mouse is far away now...

Primeape wanted to do the cha-cha. o.O

for almost no reason except the fact that his trainer told him to.

Charmander became Squirtle who became Bulbasaur who became a Ghostbuster because...

Quilava flamethrowerd it off

Espeon likes morning because....

Groovy night clubs are so five minutes ago

Dunsparce was painting her cave pink

Because she murdered a Salamence.

Totodile has dentures.

because he never brushed. o0

Pikachu is fat.

Because he ate his trainer.

Blastoise is dancing.

Because he doesn't have any money...