What if (A more comedic poem)

(It also shows how pointless saying What if is)

Last night, while I lay thinking here, some Whattifs crawled in my ear, and pranced and partied all night long singing there old Whattif song.
What if I make a miss?
What if I look like this? X)
What if there is no fudge?
What if I get a grudge?
What if up becomes down?
What if the world becomes a crown?
What if I sink?
What if I'm colored pink?
What if no one grows a beard?
What if everyone is weird?
What if tommorow I die?
What if I don't get apple pie?
What if I lose my mind?
What if I went blind?
What if I get attacked?
What if I lost my snack?
What if everyone gives me a sneer?
What if I don't shoot a deer?
What if my friend loses a thumb?
What if I pet a homeless shlum?
Everything seems swell, and then the nightly what if's strike again.

You should host a survey using these questons, seriously. That's neat. Great job. Most unique poem I've seen so far. ^^