JoJo Pieism: Join the Pie

Join JoJo Pieism, a joke religion that worships Pies. Your name will be added to the list below.

JoJo Pieism believes the Pie has come to earth in the form of a man, JoJo.
They follow the sacred scrolls of wisdom. There are 5 sects of pieism known. These include the sacred text a la mode and the holy church of pie. Strangely enough all the sects have come into being with out knowing about the others.

We think that there is a Jesus of pieism, pie in a human body. His name/title is JoJo. We also believe that all animals are sacred and should only by killed for food. This includes spiders, ants and even mosquitoes! We believe that cake is not holy but not evil either (the sects disagree on cakes, i don't about you). The holiest number is pi (3.14159 etc). Very holy people get to become pieits, a pie saint.You only go to hell for a certain time depending how bad you are before you go to itermed and finally pie heaven.
This is not a user group!

Members:
Master JoJo
Brother Joseph
Brother Peter
Brother Josh
Sister Rosie
Brother Oliver
Brother Alex

PS: Please note if your female otherwise you may become Brother ......

see JoJo Pieism Web Centre at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Pieism

...yeah. Right. o_O;
Please refrain from creating pointless threads.

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