Rainbow Chara X
Impossible to gauge!
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- Shiny Hunting in Sinnoh
- Seen Apr 25, 2024
This chapter is proof that I'm probably blessed with some real RNG magic cause whoof.
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[SMB3 Fortress Boss Smash Ultimate Remix]
: "Sorry!"
:"Tricked ya! You shoulda looked at the date this was posted!"
: "Though given how busy the author is lately, you're probably seeing this up on the day after. Can't win 'em all."
: "What do we do though, sis? We can't just leave the audience hanging!"
: "Ah, you're right!"
: "Good thing I have this copy of our author's archives! There's bound to be something interesting in here!"
: "Yay! Maybe we can run the show for once!"
: "Oooh, a classic moment!"
: "Always felt bad for them, though."
: "Which one?"
: "Everyone in Sigurd's family."
: "... Okay, I can't argue with you on that one."
: "Gott is wot?"
: "It's German for God is Dead, sis. As for what it means..."
: "I have no idea!"
: "Sounds pretty overdramatic though. Plus, I swear I've seen those creepy doll girls before..."
: [GASP!]
: "RACHEL PULL IT BACK THAT'S SPOILER TERRITORY FOR ANOTHER GAME!"
: "OH CRAP SORRY, SORRY!!"
: "What the heck's this graffiti? Who are both of these dorks?"
: "I have no idea but the Marill drawing's super cute though."
[Veil pulls out measuring tape]
: "That's quite big."
: "PICHU RUN OR HE'LL EAT YOU!"
[Veil rummages through more files and-]
: "...!"
: "... Nice melons."
: "I saw it coming and I still wasn't prepared for it. Sis you giant dork!"
: "I try my best!"
: "Man, what am I gonna do with you...?"
[Rachel comes across an actual game on the archive]
: "Oooh, what's this? It's called 'Conversation Simulator'. Is this like a visual novel thing?"
: "Doubt it. Our author's not into those types of games, but the name still interests me. Fire it up, sis!"
[Current OST: Mother 1 Snowman]
: "... What the...?"
: "I... uh, was not expecting that."
: "Let's try pressing buttons!"
: "O-oh. Okay then. This is normal."
[Veil gasps]
: "You can beat up the MSPaint looking guy!?"
[Veil fumbles across the imaginary keyboard]
[Burp SFX]
: "Aw sick, you can make him burp the other guy to death!"
: "Hey, I want to play too!"
: "Knock yourself out, sis."
[She turns the screen back to normal with R]
[Music abruptly changes to the Metal Mario theme from Smash Bros 64]
: "Oh snap, I actually changed something with that! That scared the heck out of me."
[Rachel repeatedly spams the Q button]
Tip: Pressing L will summon a lightsaber.
: "Yeeaaaaaaaaah! More carnage and missles! Let's drop a full salvo on this sucker!"
: [sniff] "I'm so proud of her."
: "I wonder what happens if we press the arrow buttons instead?"
[She taps the right arrow key a few times and]
: "Aaaah!"
: "Whoa!"
: "Dang Rachel, you didn't have to kill him."
: "How was I supposed to know it'd do that?! Oh, I'm sorry mister gray alien man!"
[She presses a few buttons out of despair and winds up pressing the up arrow key]
: "What."
[Theme changes to the Alternate Zelda File Select theme from Link's Awakening]
[Music keeps playing as the Poorly Drawn Starman Head hops around the room]
: "... Uh."
: "Man, this game's a riot! What happens if we press everything on the keyboard at once!?"
[She winds up pressing W, taking her to an alternate screen]
[A guy humming the Super Mario theme is the music]
: "F-flesh eating virii...?"
[A slew of jeers fly out, including the guy from Princess Bride who says "Inconceivable!"]
: "Aw come on sis, let him through!"
: "O-oh alright. But if anything bad happens I'm pointing fingers at all of you."
[The Super Mario Bros underwater theme]
[Rachel makes him go through the pipe, but the level just repeats]
: "What the heck? It won't proceed."
[A few more attempts and a counter appears on the screen]
[Ominous music starts playing, complete with chanting]
: "Uh-oh."
: "You see what happens when I listen to you!?"
\
: "... Yeah I guess you got a point."
: "What the..."
: "Q?!?!?"
[The numbers get increasingly more nonsensical as the music gets more intense]
[Both sisters huddle together as the sheer chaos unfolds]
: "aaaaaaAAAA-"
[Sonic game over theme as the Starman pops in a tiny explosion]
: "... Well, that was a ripoff."
: "Can we switch games now? I don't think my heart can handle more of this one."
: "Sure thing. Speaking of hearts..."
: "....!"
: "Awwwwww!"
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[Ending theme]
Well, that's about it for the April Fools episode. I just threw whatever crap I had together and tested how the sisters would work together without my commentary in the middle.
Things displayed in order:
* Dark Rising 2 LP by yours truly, Chapter 10 - The 2X Saber moment is my favorite moment from that particular LP.
* The Clara Dolls & Gott is Tot - The Clara Dolls are fun to use as LP reaction images, and I genuinely did love the Madoka Magica movie they came from, so why not right?
*Sailor Moon Chapter 14 - No spoilers for real though.
* Marriland was here, Chugga is a Loser
- This was during a multi-player episode of Chuggaaconroy's Pokemon Platinum let's play where Marriland showed up as a guest. I had to screencap this moment at the time because I just found it so gosh darn funny.
* Tall Ridley - Likewise I think I took this screencap from an Alpharad episode (don't remember which one) because seriously though, Ridley's a big boy.
* Kanna from Blaster Master Zero 2 - Blaster Master Zero is the modern reboot of an old, otherwise forgotten series that I fell in love with as of late: both Zero and Zero 2 are fantastic games that I suggest anybody with a Switch play. This lady is one of the new characters and... yeah, she's a plant alien woman with massive melons. You can see why I like her, yes?
* Conversation Simulator - So the big thing for this April Fools episode was to find a game in a short amount of time that was absurd in a funny way. I didn't have much in the way of goofy games aside from this, this strange Christmas game that I picked up from the Starmen.Net forums (the primary, still-running Earthbound fansite) a looooooong time back. I'm talking Thingio levels of old.
What you saw was pretty much the whole game barring some small stuff I neglected to cover. It's full of old memes and inside jokes, making it the perfect game to cover out of context.
* HEARTBEAT - An extremely well-made RPG Maker MV game that I might cover in the future. There's a lot about it that I like ranging from art, world-building and combat, although it's not free. Why is it in the April Fools episode? I dunno, you got me there.
Anyway, I might be coming out with actual content soon although I'm not sure given my schedule. See you guys then!
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Spoiler:
[SMB3 Fortress Boss Smash Ultimate Remix]
[Veil pulls out measuring tape]
[Veil rummages through more files and-]
[Rachel comes across an actual game on the archive]
[Current OST: Mother 1 Snowman]
[Veil gasps]
[Veil fumbles across the imaginary keyboard]
[Burp SFX]
[She turns the screen back to normal with R]
[Music abruptly changes to the Metal Mario theme from Smash Bros 64]
[Rachel repeatedly spams the Q button]
Tip: Pressing L will summon a lightsaber.
[She taps the right arrow key a few times and]
[She presses a few buttons out of despair and winds up pressing the up arrow key]
[Theme changes to the Alternate Zelda File Select theme from Link's Awakening]
[Music keeps playing as the Poorly Drawn Starman Head hops around the room]
[She winds up pressing W, taking her to an alternate screen]
[A guy humming the Super Mario theme is the music]
[A slew of jeers fly out, including the guy from Princess Bride who says "Inconceivable!"]
[The Super Mario Bros underwater theme]
[Rachel makes him go through the pipe, but the level just repeats]
[A few more attempts and a counter appears on the screen]
[Ominous music starts playing, complete with chanting]
[The numbers get increasingly more nonsensical as the music gets more intense]
[Both sisters huddle together as the sheer chaos unfolds]
[Sonic game over theme as the Starman pops in a tiny explosion]
-
[Ending theme]
Well, that's about it for the April Fools episode. I just threw whatever crap I had together and tested how the sisters would work together without my commentary in the middle.
Things displayed in order:
* Dark Rising 2 LP by yours truly, Chapter 10 - The 2X Saber moment is my favorite moment from that particular LP.
* The Clara Dolls & Gott is Tot - The Clara Dolls are fun to use as LP reaction images, and I genuinely did love the Madoka Magica movie they came from, so why not right?
*
* Marriland was here, Chugga is a Loser
* Tall Ridley - Likewise I think I took this screencap from an Alpharad episode (don't remember which one) because seriously though, Ridley's a big boy.
* Kanna from Blaster Master Zero 2 - Blaster Master Zero is the modern reboot of an old, otherwise forgotten series that I fell in love with as of late: both Zero and Zero 2 are fantastic games that I suggest anybody with a Switch play. This lady is one of the new characters and... yeah, she's a plant alien woman with massive melons. You can see why I like her, yes?
* Conversation Simulator - So the big thing for this April Fools episode was to find a game in a short amount of time that was absurd in a funny way. I didn't have much in the way of goofy games aside from this, this strange Christmas game that I picked up from the Starmen.Net forums (the primary, still-running Earthbound fansite) a looooooong time back. I'm talking Thingio levels of old.
What you saw was pretty much the whole game barring some small stuff I neglected to cover. It's full of old memes and inside jokes, making it the perfect game to cover out of context.
* HEARTBEAT - An extremely well-made RPG Maker MV game that I might cover in the future. There's a lot about it that I like ranging from art, world-building and combat, although it's not free. Why is it in the April Fools episode? I dunno, you got me there.
Anyway, I might be coming out with actual content soon although I'm not sure given my schedule. See you guys then!