I was born on a remote island far from civilization. My parents died on this island, and I was forced to survive by myself on the land and animals. I was eventually found by a boat of drunken sailors who welcomed me with open arms. They took me to this land called America. I am adopted by wealthy entreupaneurs who sell toothepaste.
Video Games, shopping, hanging out with my friends :)
Introducing Giygas's new minions....