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    P.S ilu
    Marc was always seen trolling,
    Until one day he went missing.
    "Oh no!" forum members cried,
    "There's been a regicide!"
    T'was the death of the Altarian king.

    The king's new profile was an opportunity,
    To promote some much needed unity.
    But he didn't turn a new leaf,
    He started causing more grief.
    As Fireworks, trolling with impunity.
    I should've listened when my Grandfather said
    Why don't you major in business instead?
    Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
    And I'll probably work forever as a

    Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
    Skipper Dan is the name
    And I'm doing 34 shows every day, and every time it's the same

    Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
    Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears!
    Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied
    'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
    I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride!
    I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed,
    like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list.

    Burn that microfilm buddy, will you?
    I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you.

    You need a quickie confession?
    Well, start a waterboarding session!

    No hurry on this south american dictator.
    I'll assassinate him later.
    That's when he walked right in my laser sights.
    And my silencer was on.
    And my silencer was on.
    And another target is gone!

    Yeah, we've got black ops all over the world, from Kazakhstan to Bombay!
    Payin' the bribes like yeah! Pluggin' the leaks like yeah!
    Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day!

    Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the C.I.A!
    Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the C.I.A!
    We're equally enamoured!
    But differently alligned...

    And also, aren't you married?
    Yes I am.
    As am I.
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