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  • Deep in the ocean, dead and cast away.
    Innocence is burned in flames.
    A million miles from home,
    I'm walking ahead.
    I'm frozen to the bone, I am.
    A soldier on my own,
    I don't know the way.
    I'm riding up the heights of shame.
    I'm waiting for the call,
    The hand on the chest.
    I'm ready for the fight
    and fate.
    Sometimes I feel very sad...

    But then I look at you and I suddenly feel a whole lot better! I realise that no matter what happens to me, I'll never be lower than you :)
    Hey, what's up? Just to let you know WPC is back up! I thought you'd be interested! in taking a look at it. Spread the word, I think alot of people have forgotten about it b/c it has been gone so long.
    I saw a man burst out into song,
    to sing about his enormous schlong.
    But it's length and size,
    were nothing but lies.
    The impression he gave was wrong.

    I wrote this poem when I thought about you :)
    He's a real nowhere man,
    Sitting in his Nowhere Land.
    Making all his nowhere plans
    For nobody.

    Doesn't have a point of view,
    Knows not where he's going to.
    Isn't he a bit like you and me?

    Nowhere Man please listen,
    You don't know what you're missing.
    Nowhere Man, the world is at your command!

    He's as blind as he can be,
    Just sees what he wants to see.
    Nowhere Man can you see me at all?
    You spin me right round, baby, right round.
    Like a record, baby, right round, 'round 'round.
    Darling, I, can't get enough of your love babe.
    Gurl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know why
    I can't get enough of your love babe.
    Oh no, babe.

    Gurl, if I could only make you see,
    And make you understand.
    Gurl, your love for me is all I need
    And more than I can stand.
    Oh well, babe.

    How can I explain all the things I feel?
    You've given me so much
    Gurl, you're so unreal.
    Still I keep loving you
    More and more each time.
    Gurl, what am I gonna do?
    Because you're blowin' my mind.
    My name is Mike, come on let's robo-karaoke!
    Get up on the stage and sing a little ditty for me.
    All me, you know what I mean?
    I'm a karaoke machine.

    I got mikes on my head and you sing into me.
    Don't cha wanna, don't cha wanna, don't cha wanna karaoke?
    All me, you know what I mean?
    I'm a karaoke machine.
    Spy on me baby you satellite.
    Infrared to see me move through the night.
    Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right.
    I'm gonna like the way you fight.

    Now you found the secret code I use,
    to wash away my lonely blues.
    So I can't deny or lie cause you're
    the only one to make me fly.

    Sexbomb! Sexbomb! You're a Sexbomb!
    You can give it to me, when I need to come along.
    Sexbomb! Sexbomb! You're my Sexbomb!
    And baby you can turn me on.
    My last VM was your 1337th VM.

    That is just one example of how I am better than you.
    altariaking is an anagram for: "A taking liar" and "A anal rig kit"

    I think these decribe you perfectly.
    If you type altariaking in google, it actually comes up in the little box that pops down. Cool.
    It isn't SPAM brah. It is art.

    Also, were you treated nicely in the burn ward?
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