World-Class Pokémon poacher. Contact me for ALL your poaching needs. You want it, I can get it. Slowpoke tails? No problem. Rhydon horn powder? Got barrels of it. All my products are guaranteed highest quality. Don't get ripped off by Team Rocket (more like Team Bucket of $!%&, amirite?)
P.S. Yes, I poach eggs, but I don't sell "poached eggs"... Find a better joke.
Thinking up new ways to sell you quality products!
- Location
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Undisclosed
- Gender
- Male
- Also Known As
- "That One Guy With The Roasted Caterpies"
- Nature
- Bold
- Favorite Pokémon
- Anything I can sell, which is anything!
Looking for quality goods that you can't find at your local Poké Mart? Send a message to
[email protected], or talk to a representative in the alley behind most Poké Centers in the Kanto and Johto regions (coming soon to Alola!)