Hi!
My name is Christian!
I am 85 years old, and I still am a virgin.
I know you probably think Im too old for this "Pokemon" stuff, but Im a Balls.
Anyways, If you even talk to me, I will first rape you, then I will chop your balls off, and throw them in the sea. Then, after that, I will kiss your vagina.
Ok, so. You've learned about me. Now go Masturbate.
Masturbate, Make-out with my pillow, Stab myself frequently, and I love Ducks!
- Location
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Up Your Mothers Ass.
- Favorite Pokémon
- Balls, Turtwig, Vagina, and a multiple array of Penises.
:cheeky:
As you can see, Im cheeky!