Hackenfall Backslash

Aw, shucks. I'm no good at these things. Well, I'm the weirdest person you'll ever meet. I create references and tropes on the fly during conversation (with myself or other people) and I think too much. Did I mention I talk to myself? Yes. Full-blown, you-would-think-someone-else-is-there conversations. I like to eat a lot. Recently started imposing a no-sugar diet and it's not bad at all. Certainly not as much as I thought it'd be if at all.

I'm very unintelligent but I enjoy learning. I'm learning how to navigate the road that is life. Only I'm doing it my way, and I'm trying to stop at every roadside diner on the way to my destination. Makes sense, yeah? No.

To sum it all up: I'm weird, feared and when I open my mouth, jeered. Comprende(red)? I had to rhyme. Sigh.

Many. I, er, "get around".