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Misshapens: The Blob-Like Pokemon Fan Club! (Rebooted)
Hey welcome! If you’re wondering what this club is all about it’s a fanclub for all of you who love the underrated, amazing, adorable blob-like Pokemon. If you love any of them, come on in we’re always open for new members...
BEFORE: I THINK THE FIRST ONE IS A LIE! WE ALL KNOW CATERPIE ARE THE MOST VEGEMITE-LOVING OF ALL POKEMON. WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THEM?
AFTER: OH VEGEMITE! THERE'S NO ANSWER TO BE SEEN.
OK HERE ARE MY TRUTHS AND LIES. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE IS A LIE? FREE VEGEMITE FOR ANYONE WHO DOES!
1. I WISH...
IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY HANDS LOOK LIKE TONGUES! AND BESIDES, THEY WERE MY POKEBALLS. ... I THINK.
DARN, LOOKS LIKE I'M IN JAIL. BUT HEY YOU OVER THERE, DID YOU JUST THROW A JAR OF VEGEMITE AT THAT TURTWIG? OFFICER!
IT'S A SAD WORLD, MY FRIEND.
TODAY I FOLLOWED 276. STAND UP ON THE DESK AND MARTIN LUTHER KING NURSE JOY FROM MY TRUSTY 'HOW TO WIN BACK SOMEONE'S RESPECT' HANDBOOK. AND NOW I AM BANNED FROM THE POKECENTER. GREAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALSO A CUTIE? VEGEMITE.
I WAS THINKING THEY SHOULD HAVE AN ANIME CHARACTER BASED OFF ME. HE'D BE SUPER IMPORTANT JUST LIKE HOW I AM A NECESSITY TO SUPERMARKET SHELVES.
I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ALL GOT KICKED OUT BUT NOTHING IS AS SINFUL AS BEING KICKED OUT FOR:
271. OFFERING NURSE JOY A JAR OF VEGEMITE
I DO NOT KNOW WHY I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THIS..
YOU HAVE ALL MISSED E) EAT A JAR OF VEGEMITE.
I'D GO WITH E BUT AS THAT ANSWER DOES NOT SEEM POPULAR AND I ALREADY HAVE A COMPUTER - LET'S SAVE THE ODDISH.