Jaffersin

What's that? Is that a plastic bag? A tumbleweed? Nay! Ist thine (debatebly) friendly neighborhood aereospace-violating chaps-and-big-hat-wearing citizen of ambiguous military rank.

Goin' to space, being in space, olympic ice-skating ping-pong beer hockey celebrity wrestling extravaganzas, bazingas, Supreme Hat Fortress Squad Forever Excellent.
Location
Space, Please
Gender
Male
Also Known As
Prince (formerly)
Nature
Sassy
Favorite Pokémon
Harry Truman
Doris Day
Johnny Ray
Walter Winchell
Joe DiMaggio

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