Heres a reproduction of a hilarious chat from someone outside PC...
You assasinated my baguette! says: Hi
Kiri says: Yo yo you yo.
Kiri says: Have I assasinated your baguette
You assasinated my baguette?? says: Of course.
Kiri says: Oh, dear.
Kiri says: *pause*
Kiri says: Why do you have...