Welp, I wish I was more interesting, but here we are.
Suckers.
I'm Six foot zero inches and have enough muscle to punch my way trough a paper sack, I'm brown haired and eyed, making me one of the most ****-cashed people in the world, I'm fairly attractive, or so I've been told, but I'm no model.
I'm an aspiring Rock God who spends waaaay too much time on the guitar and writing lyrics.
I am Brandon Sauer.
I am a pirate.
Yoho mother ****er.
This list would suck up so much bandwidth I would be booted in like, lickidy split; so I'll be nice and just drop a few here.
Music, rock n' roll, guitars, gigging, women, drawing, gaming, more music, more guitars, singing, and more music.....
(PS: Yes, I am a Rock Star. <3)
- Birthday
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Oct 6, 1988
(Age: 36)
- Location
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Oregonia.
- Nature
- Naughty
- Favorite Pokémon
- Yeesh, here we go....
Alakazam, Gengar, Umbreon, Metagross, Machamp, Mewtwo, and anything bad-ass and or mind-bottling nutty.
I've got a serious Dark/Ghost/Psychic fetish and don't intend to stop.
And, on October 6th 1988, at 8:17 am.
Sex was born.