Recent content by Legendmaster#1

When i thought it would be funny to try to be stubborn and beat Rorark with my only pokemon...my trusty Chimchar. I swore i wouldn't catch any other pokemon and that way I'd have a lv 100 Infernape halfway through the game. I was expecting it to take me forever to beat the first gym since...

Granted, but it eats you. I wish for a rotom!

Raichu, Use thunder! Is it me or have i noticed a pattern?

Dratini! Use dragonbreath and fry that 'zagoon!

Squirtle, knock 'em out with bubblebeam!

Normal/Poison? Uxie, use Confusion!

Heracross, use Horn Drill! *Heracross tripped on a rock and fainted!* You stupid freakin pokemon! can't you do anything right!!!? Go Rayquaza, use Outrage! *Super Effective* *Rayquaza is confused* *It hurts itself in its confusion* -.- I quit...

But they evolve after you obtain said army, and you hate them and release them into a volcano. I wish for a Notch-Eared Pichu to bring me a pie.

Pachirisu! use Shock on the annoying jellypus!

Cacnea uses pin missle, popping your difblim. You fall to earth screaming, i catch shaymin, and run away laughing maniacally.

Infernape, use fire punch on that glaceon!

I send out caterpie. i evolve him into a jigglypuff. i give the jigglypuff a rifle, much like this: and he shoots you.

Ho-oh, Sacred Fire that glaceon! Melt it off of the face of the earth!!

Normal type... uh Arceus(DracoPlate), Draco Meteor!

My Victini gabs Shaymin and gives her to me. Victini hits you with thousands of Flamethrowers, Embers, and Fire Blasts. Heatran guards Shaymin with a cage made of Magma Storm.