mariomaniac432

I'm a man of many names. D-Rock, D-Rex, Mario, Edge Master... The list goes on, I sometimes can't keep track of them all. Why so many names? I didn't come up with 99% of them (just my username), but they each sort of represent a different part of me. My real name is Derek (which almost no one calls me by anymore), so people have a habit of just taking the "D" and combining it with other words and phrases.

D-Rock is my default form. D-Rock excels at his job (cooking) and just being an all around fun guy. He was named by his co-workers because he rocks. He's extremely sarcastic, yet extremely serious at the same time. This paradoxical behavior makes him unpredictable, and only those who truly understand D-Rock can tell what he's really thinking.

D-Rex is D-Rock's 2nd form. It only comes out every once in a while. This form was once without a name, and believed to actually just be D-Rock for a while, until information about the latest Jurassic Park movie was released, revealing the man-made dinosaur's name to be the D-Rex. D-Rex is much more powerful than D-Rock, and his sarcastic comments reach a whole new level. D-Rock thinks the way D-Rex got the name D-Rex is kind of lame, and tells people it's actually because he wrecks b****es with his D-Rock (he really doesn't though, and people know this, we don't roll like that).

Edge Master is D-Rock's most powerful form. Complete with an infinite arsenal of "This ice is almost as cold as my heart..."-esque jokes, Edge Master is a well oiled machine, programmed to instinctively say something edgy before you, or Edge Master himself, even realize you set him up for a response. Seriously, don't even bother testing him. He'll say something dark faster than your browser can load a web page.

Pokemon, Anime, Bowling, Cooking