Miiburd

Initially, suspended by a series of bosky garlands entwined in the underbelly of a mighty bract, I had pondered at length the origin of the ichthyophthirius multifiliis which had most regrettably afflicted my good golden friends of bulbous and orange nature; though as the gaits of time grew laden with lethargy and enervation, I paused, in but a trice, in order to bequeath my toothless surplus, culminated from an umpteenth decennium of toil and labour, to my cherished companion Andrew from south gorak. Might he hold multifarious imprecations to his name, and an altogether churlish, irreverent manner, he in fact resides within the cavities of my brain. It is thereby obligatory that I bestow the exerted fruit of my extensive travail so that the empire may live on as long as time may grant it so.
Ique, Benjam II.

building civilisations , eating alligators ,etc

My presence here is quite erratic*. o_< ◊◊

*nonexistant