1.Cresselia, well at least it feminine
2.Magcargo, my parents are ugly and phatetic fire types and im a cresselia... Nintendo logic!
3.My girlfriend is Jirachi the genderless pokemon!
4.Torterra well at least his no pushover
5. My best friend is foongus yay free drugs
6.Giratina... Ok 0_0 good...