Recent content by Satan

164578. That's the best bit, actually.

164573. Babies taste freaking fantastic. It's a delicacy in the underworld. Only the finest helldoers eat babies.

163884. You kids and your VM/PM nonsense.

163128. I am Satan after all. I do evil things. That's how I roll, yo.

163125. Lies, she sold them to me.

162891. Satan never gets enough lovin', baby.

162888. That's it, I'm eating your sour babies.

162884. What? Don't I get any lovin?

160886. Awesome, considering she was your wife first.

160883. Do you want Satan to take care of him, bby?

160841. Or your humour just fails. ..Great, I'll see you when I die. Lucky me.

160835. Hay guys, I decided to end the world today. Sorry ya'll.

160753. Don's soul tasted succulent and juicy.

160751. They sold their souls to me, in exchanged for unimaginable wealth. Oh and they also gave me a soul which belonged to Don or something.

160749. They're my best friends. Well they better be, since we had to hide the body together.