Recent content by Satire

I’d love a zeraora code if they’re still available!

Granted- golisopod now enjoys the luxurious Slow Start Ability. Better than switching out mid-battle, amirite? I wish Gamefreak looked at and used fanmade Pokémon designs- with consent, of course.

Sorry, officer! My Kyogre got ahold of the blue orb in my bag and now... well, this is happening. I promise he’ll get tired and stop soon! Would you explain why you thought it a good idea to take multiple Castform from the weather institute without the head scientist knowing?

Omastar (lord helix lives on), store Gengar, release Scyther. Leafeon, Bellossom, and Sunflora.

Say it with me, people... Long live the Sheep!

Train Aegislash, store Bronzong, release Klingklang. Milotic, Volcarona, and Flygon.

Prepare for trouble, Satire. And make it DOUBLE.

Train Cobalion, store Verizon, and release Terrakion. Altaria, Umbreon, Kangaskhan.

Jirachi, show that fairy what real terror feels like! Doom Desire!

Granted, but they have zero effect on your Pokémon and are just pointless fillers. I wish there was a way to get legitimate shiny mythicals.

Wait, officer! My team is fainted and I failed to black out when I lost that battle, so I have to sneak back to a Pokémon center! You there, with the stupid hat! What’s this I hear about a kid trainer flying without the official league approval badge?!

I’d really appreciate that.

Flygon, swallow it into the earth with Fissure!

3. Let the fishing rod speak, for Pete’s sake.

I’d like to reserve the Jolly Victini and the Mewtwo, if that’s alright with you! I’m available for trade for sure on Wednesday. IGN: Tamara FC: 1951-4179-6270