Recent content by Second Coming of Jebus

So, like, does this mean you're all allowed out of the kitchen for a few hours or something? Because that would be just...wrong.

Hilarious question is hilarious!

Yeah, truth hurts sometimes. I'm here for you though, so just add me on MSN and we can talk about anything bothering you. I very much love the vagina, so no funny stuff pal!

Calm down. You gays sure don't know how to have a gay time. hahahaha All amazing jokes aside, why are you all so angry? My jokes never did anything to you so leave them alone you jokephobic jerk!

You can't comprehend that at all? Seriously? STRAIGHT males don't find (most of the time) other males attractive at all. Ever. Yeah, I know, it's pretty complicated.

I didn't draw it, I just googled "joke over head" to illustrate my point. Are you honestly trying to say that you need to be an intelligent person to draw well? Hahahaha Oh, I'm just going to quickly summarize this thread: These types of threads are stupid and you should all feel stupid. You...

Haha, oh wow. Will you understand the joke better if I slice my whole wrist into a bloody message? That's how you unique individuals prefer it, right?

I'm a Nyoongar so I use the iHand Touch, brew!

What my Dad always used to tell me when I was a lot younger: "Unconscious girls can't say no" It always makes me feel better about myself when I go about my daily business.

Who needs real friends when you've got hand lotion and tissues? They're always ready to bail me out of sticky situations...so to speak/type. THANK YOU INTERNET!

You told me you were female. I am disappoint.

Yeah, like I said, it was only once. Was just curious.

Damn straight. You were so close to being smited with cement pastry.

Why are you lying to me? I know everything.

Dad told me it wasn't real guys.