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[Chapter 2] Surprise! I picked this little bugger. I couldn't fit the full name again because of the character limit, but I called her LettuceDwn because I'm certain she will! Professor Juniper seems to agree. Shperd told LettuceDwn she was the one we wanted all along — despite the...

Yes! It worked. Here it is, the long awaited first chapter! [Chapter 1] I open the game giddy, purporting an evil grin. I feel like a toddler about to wreck a jenga tower. Professor Juniper greets me with a bout of meaningless dialogue, blissfully unaware of the destruction I am prepared to...

[Update Pt. 3] this stupid rule. 🙂

[Update Pt. 2] to circumvent...

[Update Pt. 1] The circus act is briefly postponed. I'm not allowed to post links until I've made at least 5 posts, which I need to be able to do in order to tell my story. Although, I think I've found the perfect way...

[Chapter 1 Prelude] Apparently this website filters curse words, which kinda blows. Psyduck is a pokémon that rhymes with, well, you know... So if you were confused reading that part of my introduction, there's your explanation. Psyduck you pokecommunity.com!!! I've managed to successfully...

[Preview] Welcome to my playthrough of Pokémon Black and what is sure to be a glorious dumpster fire. Enjoy the chaos and stupidity that shall unfold before your very eyes. Read and laugh as I fail miserably at this hardcore attempt. Disclaimer: I do not consider myself a professional...