SpikeDo

I am a cynical and introverted 16-year-old hipster with a knack for effectively ruining everything for everyone. I'm a little rough around the edges (likely an understatement) but I promise that I've got a heart of gold...or maybe more like gold-plated.

Oh, Pokémon? I've been a Pokéfag for as long as I can remember. I think I received the Blue and Yellow versions for Gameboy for my 5th or 6th birthday, I'm not sure. My childhood was probably spent nagging my parents up and down for Pokémon video games, plushies, cards, all the like. Even now, at 16 years of age, I think I'll be investing in the franchise for the rest of my life.

I can be sharp and sarcastic, but I'm not a jerk. I promise I won't bite. ;)

I study language syntax and human anatomy religiously as an aspiring linguist and artist. My hobbies are the equivalent of my life, as my social life is virtually nonexistent, so any free time besides is spent pursuing a dull, 4.0 GPA and an even duller personality.

I'm honestly unsure of how much that was intended to be sarcasm, so you be the judge.