Recent content by ultimate-Oshawott

You were eating a sandwich in a library.

If Pokemon made any sense people would be in their homes hiding in fear.

2nd option (So awesome!) WYR get an Oshawott that has the voice of Roger Moore or the voice of Timothy Dalton

Granted, but the pokemon are Delibird,Burmy, and Luvdisc I wish for a Gardevoir with a machine gun to protect me.And it will not hurt me and it won't die.

Granted, but when it evolves it won't obey you any more I wish for Jynx to stop being weird

Granted, but you can only use it once in the game and you can only use it for trading. I wish for the new Pokemon game on the wii to be a remake of Pokemon Stadium.

Umbreon why? It's awesome!

1st option FOR SCIENCE!!!!!! WYR fight Whitney with a lvl.1 Burmy Or get eaten by a Muk?

Granted... but they destroy the world [What did you think was going happen!] I wish for Nurse Joy to stop being creepy.

zombie option WYR Encounter an Arceus in a bathroom or try to beat gym leader Chuck in a fist fight?

Granted, But then it explodes and explodes again. I wish for gamefreak to put in a dark type gym in the next game.

Granted, but the Admins don't like that so they send in Arceus to kill you Can I just get a human female pokemon that loves me and won't die or likes S&M and doesn't kill me.

2nd WYR play Pokemon gold nes version or have fight Arceus and not catch him?

Granted but the flavor is anthrax For god sake!!!! Can i get a human female Pokemon that doesn't hurt me.

Well I think that even if the legendaries were not targeting us the collision damage would be horrible. Two of them fighting could destroy the world and/or erase existence.