For the Frog the Bell Tolls

I thought I downloaded the English patch!


I thought they were french lessons.


We are the one on the left, the one facing down, eating dirt. I feel this game is going to be fun!


What a dick


To clear things up with this. I named the prince Sabl as only 4 letters allowed and he has no canon name and he is only known as Prince Sable or Prince of Sable. It's typed out as Sabur because thats how you pronounce it in FRENCH!


Hold on here, if they were equal in everything other than combat than wouldn't our Prince being just as smart as Dick mean he could use Dick's french tactics. Or being french does he just give up immediately?


How Ironic


I understand why our prince might be bullied


Didn't you hear? Joffreys dead


I feel Nintendo is getting at something here...


Woh! Hold up there Dick.


I bet he does, the old pervert.


A little rash wouldn't you say? Maybe they overran the french because they were provoked or something...


And I'll kill her father, mother, brother and then force her to love me!


Never say that again, please for the sake of the Sable Kingdom.

*One Piece Theme Song*


If they do a movie adaption this guy needs to be potrayed by Jack Gleeson


A boat filled with sailors, no women, no children, just the open sea. All they have is a group of sailors and a Dick...


There is one, it just sailed off


Oh


Tragic Backstory


Maybe there is I can't see over there so maybe if you stopped oppressing me nintendo that would be great!


I'm supposed to go to the right, sorry nintendo.


We found the sailors and Richard.


I have money so I can screw the rules!


Thanks Ron Weasly


This kids got it covered


Never say that again please


Probably not.

Last time Ash and the gang were sailing on a boat


No I'm here to **** ****** and hunt boars or is it the other way around?


I literally look identical to the other prince who like literally just came through


see no body cares


Thankyou for the tragic back story we already new


I don't even know who's speaking right now!


I hope that isn't a metaphor


I bet you won't


I don't need you guys to pray to satan you devil worshipers!


Really you all say the same thing!


Compliments will get you far


Now our Prince is obviously evil for saying Wahahaha


Rekt


This game is aimed at people from the middle ages


Well we better get a move on!

Look it's an orphan!


Oh my bad


Don't say that ever again


What are the croakians exactly are they like frog men?


Prince Sable the alcoholic


Oh god


Oh uhm *blushes* so his dad around?


Really! that's your answer moved beyond words oh god your social skills are really something huh


You literally payed millions of dollars for a bottle of wine, this economy must be mega messed up for this to happen


Inflation kid, look it up


This child is so demanding I'm starting to dislike our brave hero


So when I lose my job I should drink this and maybe some more? You have bad life advice!


Great another Pokemon game


Oh thankgod


Really you gave a women millions over a bottle of wine now we can save our progress and you give him nothing!


And the funny thing is it is like literally straight ahead as soon as we leave.


There's nothing in here of any actual interest soo


Onward to adventure and to defeat giant slugs!

And we Finally get into the combat, a good thing about this game is combat is all automatic and basically predetermined so you can always go into a fight knowing if you'll come out or not.


As you can see, I lost most of one of my three hearts.


Instead of going north I think I'll go to the next screen on my right. I don't have to fight anyone around here if I'm smart and not as useless as a brain dead toddler


So when we get down the ladder we are greeted by some creepo rambling about his duty.
The poor bastard doesn't even look at me when he's speaking and now he wants me to grab some 'items' and some 'candy'


Yay, (I accidentally forgot to take shots of the next couple of frames) so basically the heart stones give you one more heart...


This old guy doesn't even know what's in his treasure chests ffs.


Yeah but you have one more chest to go...


Are you kidding me, just stop talking!


Yay a new sword this is good because now we can OHK all the slugs and we can fight the man outside the castle that we didn't go to.


This place has a black market trade against the croakians, this is Half-Life in the making.


To the left!


We need this crystal ball for the upcoming fight with the guard, it would normally kill us but we have magic!


See

So let's backtrack and go north from Port Saltwater (thats the name of the town)


I just realized how good of a Monty Python movie this will make!


So we beat him up and he flee's


This item is really important also how do you drop a map?!


You don't know how obnoxious this was to take all these photo's and than put tags around.
Also heres some music to put to it
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You like stood there for ten minutes as the ground slowly spread a part...


And onto adventure as Sir Sabl sets off to find the holy grail.