my empoleon is BEAST, lance sent his salamence out with some weak ass flamethrower garbage move and empoleon just wasnt havin it, ice beam, 1 hit KO, GOT EM COACH! he sent out garchomp, ice beam, 1 hit KO, GOT EMMMMMMMMMMM, he sent out gyarados he does some homo dragon dance move (why u dancing in a match? that'll get u messed up!) grass knot (suprise suckaaa!!) 1 hit KO, KILLT EM! Charizard, whackkkkkkk, surf, GOT EM!, dragonite, ICE BEAMMMMM GOT EM!!!!!!, altaria, SPOTTED EM! DOTTED EM! STAY STILL, AIM KILL!!! SHOTTED EM!!! ICE BEAM ALL DAY X4 DAMAGE MURKED!!!
winner, justbeat the elite 4 with 1 POKEMON, EMPOLEON SERVING 25 TO LIFE FOR THE MURDERS!