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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Christianzeo

Mystical Ice-Dragon Trainer
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    • Seen Jun 22, 2013
    621. jump IN the toilets and sing, it's a water park, then mix coke and mentos and watch the volcanoe toilet go boom, while setting the water on fire with oil ;)
     

    Zayphora

    Don't mess with the lights...
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    • 623
    Let lots of sheep run rampant in the store.

    624
    Graffiti the walls with random icons from video games.

    625
    Put lemons in people's carts. Make sure they see the lemons. Then set the lemons on fire. Or, stalk the person with the lemons, and when they go to the cashier and pick up the lemons confusedly, shout BOOOM!!! and run away.
     
    Dying Light

    Dying Light

    Pegasus Knight
    344
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    • 626
    Place packages of gum in people's carts. Don't let them see you and they might purchase them!

    627
    Spill water (or another fluid) all over the floor. Then grab a wet floor sign. Take a Sharpie, cross out "Wet Floor", and write "THIS IS SPARTA!".

    628
    Enter the electronics isles, and repeatedly ask the cashiers where the toilet paper is.

    629
    Slap the little black bar codes found in games/DVDs to the undersides of peoples' carts. Let them walk through the security gates.

    630
    Shove your friend or yourself in the dog food shelves, and jump out at people telling them it tastes good.

    631
    When someone isn't supervising their cart, hop inside it. When they ask you to get out, ask them if you can eat/wear their merchandise. Don't exit the cart. See what they do.

    632
    Make a little man-cave out of the 12 pack soda boxes, like in the movie Employee of the Month. Stash some food and even a couple lawn chairs or table up there. See how long it takes for someone to notice.
     

    Affliction

    Booted out - don't be like me!
    524
    Posts
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    Years
    • Seen Sep 3, 2016
    633

    Get kicked out of Walmart lol.

    634

    Set off a firework and sing the song "Firework".

    635

    Act like Silver. However, lick him.
     

    Affliction

    Booted out - don't be like me!
    524
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Seen Sep 3, 2016
    637

    Tell the manager that if he doesn't give you respect, you'll have to crush him.
     

    Affliction

    Booted out - don't be like me!
    524
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Seen Sep 3, 2016
    639

    Sing horribly.

    640

    Say hello to the manager in Patrick's voice.
     
    Kieran_90

    Kieran_90

    That guy that you think you remember
    140
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    • Seen Dec 27, 2015
    641, shout "There's depression and despair everywhere I look." Make sure everyone is looking at you and say "Oh wait, it's a Wal-Mart! Of course there's depression and despair everywhere!"

    642, run around the store, hrowing cricket balls at stacks of cans.

    643, walk in with a giant bazooka.
     

    Affliction

    Booted out - don't be like me!
    524
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Seen Sep 3, 2016
    646

    Yell "Can you feel it" at everybody.

    647

    Sing "Can You Feel The Sunshine" dressed up as Tails Doll.
     

    Affliction

    Booted out - don't be like me!
    524
    Posts
    11
    Years
    • Seen Sep 3, 2016
    653

    Ransack the customer's wallets and then kick YOURSELF out.
     
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