Im sorry but yesterday I....

F0R61\/E|\|. but mainly because you're not really a computer whiz and hadn't realize the reset button.

I'm sorry, but yesterday... I blew up your sister! ;;

Forgiven. I don't even have a sister to start with.

I'm sorry, yesterday I deleted ALL your favourite MP3 files in your computer and gave you crappy ones instead. And to make sure you couldn't get it back, I killed all the people who have those MP3 files and deleted the files. THEN I destroyed your internet connection so you can't get the files nor ask someone to send it to you. Then I destroyed all the computers in the world, except mine. I'll destory it after this post.

Basically, it means you will have no way in getting those files back.

Forgiven, because I just reconnected (it had actually broke just a few seconds ago, now I know it wasn't because my mum knocked the SIM card out of the pen drive by accident) and I am currently on a LAPTOP. Not a computer *sticks out tongue*.

I'm sorry but yesterday I killed you, then used NECROMANCY to make you my undead slave for all eternity.

I forgive you as long as I don't do odd jobs for you.
I'm sorry but yesterday I extended school by several weeks in your area.

I forgive you, it was free period anyway.
I'm sorry but yesterday I logged on into your computer and changed your pokemon games to Hentai porn videos.

Not Forgiven because I just started Shiny Gold.
I'm sorry but yesterday I did the same to you.

Forgiven.
I'm sorry that I spent your ransom money on slinkys.

Good I love me some slinky fun.
I am sorry but yesterday I just deactivated your WoW account.

YOU MEANIE!
I'm sorry but yesterday I went bungy jumping without you.

You're not forgiven. You should've taken me with you.

I'm sorry but yesterday I burn down your house.

No biggie I live in an apartment.
I am sorry but yesterday i was hunting for ducks and I shot your hunting dog,.

He had rabies anyways.

Im sorry but yesterday I ate your last slice of pie.

It's okay it had mushrooms on it, yuck.

I'm so sorry but yesterday I lost control of myself and killed your mom

Not forgiven! How could you...

I'm sorry, but yesterday I broke all of your video games.

Forgiven because I needed to get away from a small addiction of mine.

I'm sorry but yesterday I kinda, um how can I put this? I was on your computer and it exploded. I do not know how this could of happened.

Forgiven, it was about to quit anyway.

I'm sorry but yesterday I exploded your mailbox.

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Forgiven, it was about to quit anyway.

I'm sorry but yesterday I exploded your mailbox.

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not forgiven because i cant be bothered to forgive you
im sorry but yesterday i slapped you round the face with a wet fish

Not forgiven, it was smelly

I'm sorry but yesterday I ate all the cookies you had left

Forgiven because now I can't pack on anymore pounds.

I'm sorry but yesterday I gave you the swine. Not the flu just a pig.

Forgiven. I ated him =D
I'm sorry but yesterday I stole your Wii.