What do you say when you pick up the phone? XD

XD I just say "Hello". But since we have caller ID i just say "What do you want?" depending on who it is XD

I just say "Hi" or "Hello" or "Wha?"
Normally what people would say.

Hmmm, quite a few things o.0;
Hi, hello?, yeah, Speak (If I know the person), ohla (if advertiser), probably more the listed XD.

tyranitar_dude said:

XD I just say "Hello". But since we have caller ID i just say "What do you want?" depending on who it is XD

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That's what I do..... Only my 'what do you want' is a more agressive WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've only done that to Riku(imgonnakilllexie), so ya can't ask Saphi(dark_espeon) cuz she hasn't experienced my more crazy phone answers.......but she will!

*calls Saphi*

I say "Hello?" and hi only.

I wish I could post that one Calvin & Hobbes comic where Calvin's talking on the phone and it's like:

"Can you take a message for me?"
"Sure, let me get a pen."
*blows up balloon and pops it*
"Ahhhg! I've been shot!"

"I hate taking messages.

Yeah, if I could post it, it'd be funnier.

I never answer the phone,let alone talk on it.xD;
*Stabs phone*It's teh evil!:O

I never talk on the phone myself ^_^
I only talked 4 times in my whole life. One I just answered, one I said goodbye to a friend, one I talked to my mom while I was away from home and one I talked to my aunt.
I probably said hi or something. I know people who say "yello"
In Japan, they say moshi moshi

I just say Hi.Nothing special.But on my Mobile i go crazy.

I just mainly say.Hello or Hi or Good Morning,Afteroon or Eveing.

Most people I answer the phone for is a Hello? Who is this?

When its my dad, I say "Heya sport! Whatcha up to?"

When its a friend, I say "Whadda want kid?"

When its someone else, I say "I don't sell or buy cookies!"

I say "G'Day, what's up?" normally, if I'm joking around I'll say some random stuff like "Yeah mate, we've already sent a hitman out to your place, thanks for calling our "Hire a hitman" service, bye".

Sometimes I'll hang up after that, since they always ring back :P

Or I'll pick up the phone and say "Is Ben there?" and they'll be like o.0 since they caled me :P

I'd just be like, "Hello?" curiously cuase I don't know how to set caller id. xD;;;

Well, I avoid picking up the phone, due to being shy about calling up on the phone~ but if I must, it's normally my friend or family on the end of the line, so I just go "Hi [person here]." Yes, I'm boring. XD

But, I used to pretend to be the phone company and say the phone would explode, and then count down. XD

Dark_Pikachu said:

But, I used to pretend to be the phone company and say the phone would explode, and then count down. XD

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No you didn't.

If I know the person, I'll say 'Hi!'
If it's another one of those freakin' advertisers who speak in funny accents and try to sell me a mobile phone, I'll either speak in French or speak in an Americal accent. It really does their head in!



This is what I say:

'Bonjour! Je m'appelles Charlie Whitmore. Je n'ai parle Anglais, Je suis Francais.'
(Meaning: Hello! My name is Charlie Whitmore. I don't speak English. I am French)
*And if they really do my head in*
'Vos odour!! Tais vous!! Au revoir!!'
(Meaning: You smell!! Shut up!! Goodbye!!)
*I slam the phone down.*

I usually say my name, but if I recognize the phone number, I say "Hi <insert name here>!"