DemiKids Dark Version

Sweet an Atlas game!


Well someone in Atlus is a devil summoner.


Okay so kids when summoning a demon you will get in return a wierd snake.


Ah the title screen, so we have a blue haired kid and a blacked out figure.


Great, we have monologues... time to span the A button


Okay well it seems we have Lavos trying to stop Chrono... once again.


Seems like the devil is ordering pizza


I hate shakespeare and Forlo sounds like shakespeare.


Seems like someone didn't deliver the right pizza.


What the hell is a DEM! Why does Lucifer have some badly drawn body tats and this Forlo character has just come back from the melbourne cup.


Suck up.


cliche prophecy stuff I bet they are going to explain it now.


I stand corrected


DAMMIT!


No we don't need to know!


No let's not and see how well this pans out!


CURSE YOU FORLO!

FIN

I don't believe so, it's more like life and death.


So right right now the screen starts fading from black to this progressively faster. I bet cats love this game.


Someone at Atlus has seen the matrix more than once.


Wait what the hell. Don't tell me we are going back to hell with Gay Lucifer and his feathery pizza delivery guy.


Thank god, wait why is this shining. NO it's another one of those christian games that the church makes every so often to appeal to kids.


No we do not want to join the Mormon church.


And I am South nice to meet you.


Sure you are, who names a child Destiny seriously they are gonna get bullied in school for that.


Really can I have its phone number I get lonely at night.


Great I am named after a cult classic film that is rated R, last time I checked which was when I was like 8, thanks mum and dad.


You're quick to jump to conclusions.


Is it a boy?!


Sweet, can I chose the billionaire one?


No not the matrix again!

FIN

Ok so finally we get some normal stuff. The year is 200X (2000 EX?) We are in a school, I think gay lucifer is going to do show and tell.


This teacher is creep why the ... and I don't think that everyone is going to like the new girl unless she is hot.


Her name is Amy and decides we should shorten her name back to Amy, why?


Don't worry, I will only blow up Tokyo.


Seems the hero of the story is tired from all the learning they have done.


Really that was the lesson. Has he gotta go have a smoke in the staff room. What kind of an education are the children getting?


Well with that kind of slang obviously a good one.


Hello really suspicious looking girl.


Does anyone think this kid looks like Weevil Underwood.


She can hear you but okay good luck with that.


Two things, but out of my life and thankyou for giving me some sort of background.


With the state of education we receive I believe she will be happy with it.


Awright! I'm going home!

Ah, our hero has just left class and out to meet some new people, Jin and Leena.


Is it about puberty?


Okay... c'mon guys we don't need to go there.


Please let's not continue this conversation anymore.


Oh thank god!


Jin probably wanted to find some certain magazines


What? have they been friends for like 5 minutes or something?


Please not the "What's happening to me?" book my grandma forced me to read it eurgh.


Let's not go there.


Thankgod it isn't 'you know what' but these kids are so gullible.


One word: GULLIBLE!


Puberty? NO pfft.


Errm... YES!


Note: Jin is a perv.




Did I F***ing stutter?


This is the reason you get bullied


Scratch that, This is the reason all of you get bullied.


With the level of education you are receiving I don't think that is the only thing challenging for you


Has Amy got asthma or something?


Sterotyped bossy sister figure.


And I bet angels are real aswell


Everyone is to friendly...


The library it all comes back to The Library these kids are N3RD$ with bling




Breaking the 4th wall


Is that counting my ABC's


MEGAMAN BattleNetwork?


I'm a Daemon!

Let's go to the Staff Room then.


What the hell, seriously you're telling me this when 5 minutes ago you gave us a 2 minute class and decided to have a smoke in the staff room.


This demon stuff needs to be fixed... Who ya gonna call?!


So we are in the library I think, I can feel the evil librarian about to shoosh me.


The Librarian is a demon!


It says sister, I probably saw you this morning before we went to get a lousy education.


No. (<-Sarcasm)


The librarian is probably the culprit. I can sense evil in this place it could be just the fact that you learn in here.


Yay and make me do all the work I love you guys.


I dunno Yogi.


You guys are blind, dumb and gullible.


I think this will serve as the healing station for your demons whilst the nurse will "Heal" you.


My thoughts exactly


Yeah that's cause you can't read.


Sweet I found 3 things that will be of no use.


Called it!


Sorry i accidentally had it exorcised :(


Gee thanks


*Dora the explorer music starts to play*


You idiot that dog happens to be called Cerberus or Kérberos


Gullible!


Yeah well when you are at the bottom of the social ladder that happens.


Gee, thanks for that input.


Sweet a new discovery.


TELL ME


But under no circumstances are you to show anyone else.


Kids and their imagination.


Nope.


Mysterious new girl is mysterious and new.


Great so that North guy in the matrix wasn't kidding about this destiny and Gay Lucifer knew about some kids.


Whatelse do demons do?


4 kids against a demon... seems legit.