Infinipede
negima ruined my life
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- Age 31
- Upstate NY
- Seen Dec 23, 2016
(NOTE: if you see someone else named Zarkanorf posting this elsewhere, he's my bud, and we're developing this together, so don't think that one of us "stole" it (who would want to anyways?)
We are actually serious about getting this done, so don't think this whole thread is a joke!)
begginging
WARNING: We are making this game to be as ironically retarded as humanly possible; this thread may or may not be filled to the brim with horrific sprites, pop culture references out the wazoo, and obscene amounts of brown. If you are serious business, pregnant, or under the age of T, leave now or forever hold your peace. You may now kiss the bride.
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
STORY
Until 6 months ago, the Lysergo Region wasn't charted on any map. It was discovered only recently by scientists in the Sevii Triangle, near the islands south of Kanto. The island was barren of human life but a paradise of new Pokemon species.
However, evidence suggests --i am going to eat a burrito i am hungry-- that a tribe of primitive humans used to call Lysergo their home. Cave paintings and Apricorn gardens and even hillside carvings made the researchers dig deeper into the former human population of the island.
The legends written on the cave walls tell of a single Pokemon who used mist to keep the island hidden from prying eyes. However, when a team of troublemakers learns of the power of the Pokemon, they decide to search for it themselves...
You are a 17-year old boy/girl from Kanto who moved to Lysergo with your scientist father. Today is the day you arrive. How will your story go?
MAIN CHARACTERS:
The male/female MC's. They represent YOU!
Yrag comes from a family of garbage collectors. However, undaunted by his eventual fate to pick up diapers in the dump, he decided to become a Pokemon master. He has a love/hate relationship with the main character, regardless of gender.
[IMAGE MISSING]
Professor Canada is from Canada and he is not your buddy, guy. He doesn't know what this Pokemon trend is all aboot, but a job is a job, eh?
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
!~GYM LEADERS:~!
(gem reedurs below)
TEAM SMURFPOT
Team Smurfpot was founded by Admin Billyjoebobjohn (or Henry for short), who thinks doing illegal things makes one "cool". He set up a massive drug trade empire in the Lysergo region, as well as hiring out hitmen and creating an army of grunts to do his dirty work for him. When he was informed that all cool kids own legendaries, he decided to capture the BEST LEGENDARY EVER.
For some unknown reason, all the male Smurfpot Grunts are named Stevwe.
!~POKEMON~!
HOW WE MAKE OUR MASTERPIECE
One person makes the designs of the Pokemon, another person takes their design and butchers it to China, and someone ELSE tries to interpret what the hell the first person was making only using the second guy's picture as reference to make the back sprites. Clearly, a one-way ticket to perfection of crap.
What we would -LIKE- would be some "good" pokemon ideas or concept combinations. They can be as awesome or as silly as you want; if you look at the example sprites, you can see they'll all just be churned to look like a horrible lab experiment anyway.
(da cookie mans are below)
We are actually serious about getting this done, so don't think this whole thread is a joke!)
begginging
WARNING: We are making this game to be as ironically retarded as humanly possible; this thread may or may not be filled to the brim with horrific sprites, pop culture references out the wazoo, and obscene amounts of brown. If you are serious business, pregnant, or under the age of T, leave now or forever hold your peace. You may now kiss the bride.
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
STORY
Until 6 months ago, the Lysergo Region wasn't charted on any map. It was discovered only recently by scientists in the Sevii Triangle, near the islands south of Kanto. The island was barren of human life but a paradise of new Pokemon species.
However, evidence suggests --i am going to eat a burrito i am hungry-- that a tribe of primitive humans used to call Lysergo their home. Cave paintings and Apricorn gardens and even hillside carvings made the researchers dig deeper into the former human population of the island.
The legends written on the cave walls tell of a single Pokemon who used mist to keep the island hidden from prying eyes. However, when a team of troublemakers learns of the power of the Pokemon, they decide to search for it themselves...
You are a 17-year old boy/girl from Kanto who moved to Lysergo with your scientist father. Today is the day you arrive. How will your story go?
MAIN CHARACTERS:
The male/female MC's. They represent YOU!
Yrag comes from a family of garbage collectors. However, undaunted by his eventual fate to pick up diapers in the dump, he decided to become a Pokemon master. He has a love/hate relationship with the main character, regardless of gender.
[IMAGE MISSING]
Professor Canada is from Canada and he is not your buddy, guy. He doesn't know what this Pokemon trend is all aboot, but a job is a job, eh?
!~POKEMON CRAPBROWN~!
!~GYM LEADERS:~!
(gem reedurs below)
Spoiler:
TEAM SMURFPOT
Team Smurfpot was founded by Admin Billyjoebobjohn (or Henry for short), who thinks doing illegal things makes one "cool". He set up a massive drug trade empire in the Lysergo region, as well as hiring out hitmen and creating an army of grunts to do his dirty work for him. When he was informed that all cool kids own legendaries, he decided to capture the BEST LEGENDARY EVER.
For some unknown reason, all the male Smurfpot Grunts are named Stevwe.
!~POKEMON~!
HOW WE MAKE OUR MASTERPIECE
One person makes the designs of the Pokemon, another person takes their design and butchers it to China, and someone ELSE tries to interpret what the hell the first person was making only using the second guy's picture as reference to make the back sprites. Clearly, a one-way ticket to perfection of crap.
What we would -LIKE- would be some "good" pokemon ideas or concept combinations. They can be as awesome or as silly as you want; if you look at the example sprites, you can see they'll all just be churned to look like a horrible lab experiment anyway.
(da cookie mans are below)
Spoiler:
