Make a Song about Pokemon

Like so:
Well we're living here in Lavender Town
And they're closing all the graveyards down
Out in Pewter they're killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line
Well our fathers fought the Kanto War
Spent their weekends on the Alola Shore
Met our mothers in the Pokemon gyms
Asked them to dance
Danced with them slow
And we're living here in Lavender Town

But the restlessness was handed down
And it's getting very hard to stay

Well we're waiting here in Lavender Town
For the Pokemon we never found
For the promises our professors gave
If we worked hard
If we behaved
So the gym badges hang on the wall
But they never really helped us at all
No they never taught us what was real
Iron and coal
And chromium Steelix
And we're waiting here in Lavender Town

But they've taken all the Pokemon from the ground
And the trainers crawled away

Every child had a pretty good shot
To get at least as far as their old man got
But something happened on the way to that place
They threw an Johto flag in our face

Well I'm living here in Lavender Town
And it's hard to keep a good man down
But I won't be getting up today

And it's getting very hard to stay
And we're living here in Lavender Town

Anyone?

Candle In The Wind, Charmander edition:
(WARNING: sad. This is from a hypothetical Pokemon darkfic where Charizard's flame goes out and it dies)
Goodbye, Charmander
Though I never, knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those trainers around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your form

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Ash became a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Misty was responsible, too

Goodbye Charmander
From the young man who won it hard
Who knew you more than just a dragon
More than just our Charizard

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