[Poetry] Scpreps Poet Bizarre Nice oH Wow

Hi I'm scprepschool.

My poetry is very important to me and is deeply metaphorical for all the things that get to me in life. I plan to update this poetry log daily with new work.

I hope you guys enjoy this.

Here's one I wrote to my gf a while back.


-But who was smiles at you-

Girl look at you over there...
Sitting in that chair
WHERE!?!?!
did you get that chair, was it fare that it's beauty made me glare?
You caught me glaring and you turned to cheese
Because cheese is my favorite food I hit my knees
Frozen like frozen pudding that got freeze
PLEASE!!! Take me to micky D's so I can order 3 number 3's
Hold the ketchup
Because your stuck but I watched batman from a pickup truck and held up the mud that was kept in a cup and asked you if it was throw up and you said you know what its not mud or vomit
Its a smaller truck with a smaller us sitting inside it inside that cup
With that cup I take that cup to my heart and hit my knees
Dear baby creams could you be ....
My pepperjack cheese?!!!?
Spicy midnight out of sight cheese in the sky like a kite or some mustard copter
@but who was smiles at you: by: scprepschool Johnson Jr ©2013



- say no -

Is that a spider?
Is that a crooked big glimmering loot hole full of gold?
Did you eat my jello?
Do you like the band Hanson playing on the Kenwood?
Oh spider, did you eat my chocolate pirate ship?
Oh chocolate did you eat my pirated spider ship made of spiders?
Oh pirate get away from my booty!
Oh pirate get away from my spiders booty!
I hope a moth gets in your treasure chest and eats up all your not metal booty
If your happy now I'm gonna go to Oklahoma and sell Patrick Ewing a Ricky Martin spider pirate bike!
@say no: by: scprepschool Johnson Jr ©2009

- a lifetime of pizza for us -

Is that you ..?
Mewtwo!!?!!?
Who knew you got a boo boo on your elbow after flying down to dollar tree to get some stick glue?
I wouldn't know.
You to cool to tell me how to glow
In the snow
With a flow
Oh did you shoot that arrow?
Mewtwo!! Why didn't you use teleport to get to subway?
You want a snickers?
Get one yourself!
Because I'm not getting you one mew two!
@ a lifetime of pizza for us: by: scprepschool Johnson Jr ©1973

- my life is like being trapped on tiger trying to make friends with an aggressive circus boat -

Ohhh tooth, why do you ache?
I wish that I could eat a steak.
Instead my mouth feels like its been hit with an earthquake.
If I fix myself a codein milkshake I might feel great.
Oh mustache, why you so mystic?
There you sit on top of lip timeless and precious.
If I could 3d print you I'd given you to all the world.
Legendary mustache for the boys and girls.
Oh animal planet & pizza
How you have betrayed me
Oh toilet
How I have betrayed you
@my life is like being trapped on tiger trying to make friends with an aggressive circus boat: by scprepschool Johnson JR ©2013

- the shadow in ukelele's box -

I woke up in the street, naked and walking with my feet
Rain falling on my chiseled beard
I looked around and upside down
But couldn't find the month or year
So I pulled some bacon out my fanny pack, midnight snack
Then I drink the devils nectar I bought from hector
My favorite mortal kombat cyborg is sektor
That's all I could think about, Winnebagos and stabwing Jackson the demon
I hid on his back and finished my bacon until I started dreaming
I dreamt of love
Lies
Clouds of sweet potato pies and eggs twice fried
Are you mad jelly?
Jelly are you mad jelly?
Of my fanny pack and satchel placement?
The way my beard whisks forever on the wind
Dear friend you will see it again
Or its evil twin
Sean Penn
@ the shadow in ukelele's box: by: scprepschool Johnson JR ©2013

I love the topics of this poetry- it makes things I would have hated for life interesting as possible. A lot of these poems appear to be in song which although is fun to read it is good to know poetry can be descriptive, lifelike stories if used in the right manner. Though that's usually for older audiences, this is a pokemon website so your poetry doesn't have any flaws on this occasion.

DracoLatch said:

I love the topics of this poetry- it makes things I would have hated for life interesting as possible. A lot of these poems appear to be in song which although is fun to read it is good to know poetry can be descriptive, lifelike stories if used in the right manner. Though that's usually for older audiences, this is a pokemon website so your poetry doesn't have any flaws on this occasion.

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I try to speak from the heart. I just open up my shirt and let my heart go crazy. Some people actually call me crazy heart in real life. Its strange. But I'm a nice guy and I welcome it.

scprepschool said:

I try to speak from the heart. I just open up my shirt and let my heart go crazy. Some people actually call me crazy heart in real life. Its strange. But I'm a nice guy and I welcome it.

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Do not worry, as I am a long time writer I can tell when a writer truly speaks from his heart; and this is a great example. Don't worry about crazy heart thing, all good writers are " crazy " really. Though this crazy is just being diverse than most other people. Trust me , If you met me irl you'd be playing twilight zone music lol. But don't think I said yours is bad, yours is great I just try to be honest as possible in reviews.

DracoLatch said:

Do not worry, as I am a long time writer I can tell when a writer truly speaks from his heart; and this is a great example. Don't worry about crazy heart thing, all good writers are " crazy " really. Though this crazy is just being diverse than most other people. Trust me , If you met me irl you'd be playing twilight zone music lol. But don't think I said yours is bad, yours is great I just try to be honest as possible in reviews.

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Thank you! I would give you a awesome high five if my arms were long enough to reach you. It feels great to known that people like my poetry. All I dreamed of back when I was in prison was to share my music and poetry.

- Santa baby -

Here sit by the Christmas tree
Is it just me or is this botoxed and botched tree making fun of me
I'm gonna light it on fire in the middle of the sea
Then pull out all of its teeth for free
As long as insurance is charged and a pimp like me is living large
I will go to all the bars and ask them if I can borrow them e cars
Hopeless cars hopeless soul
Hoola hoop sized hole in the heart, smell like a fart
Been stinky since then start
That's why I failed 8th grade and misbehaved
Because all the football fields I grazed, people could still smell my heart
My armpit of america
My fluid in the iron sight
Too bright
Mid flight
I would jump into a hipsters shoes for you
I would be so strange
I would never so anything for you except hide my underwear stains
Wocka
Flocks
Flame
Fin
@ Santa baby: by: scprepschool Johnson JR©1998

-gin and juice -
Wit so much drama in the pallet town lab
Its kinda hard being young Gary oaks dad
But I some how, some way
Keep coming up with educating inventions every single day
May I give your young kid this dex and
Send on a dangerous trip through pallet to viridian to hit to the gym but the leader ain't home
Team rockets at mt.moon stealing some bones
And they ain't leaving til you get a moon stone
So what you gonna do
Head to cerulean and take out mistys crew
But don't forget to hit them grass patches and throw them balls
But for what? BC ya gotta catch em all
To fill my encyclopedia up and become the champ
Then disappear in the mountains and loose all contact
But I'll be
Flying down the street
On my charizard
Being proffesor oak
Laid back
Sending lil kids to get my parcels from the mart

- Secret studies on the bark's impression of the bite -
Sheath your sword, I'm getting bord
Lock your door, I'm getting bored
Cook your fish, I'm getting bird
Say hello, I'm getting by
Bye bye miss lightning cow pie
I will draw two thousand pictures of your infected pink eye
We could we could be so hood
And wear our khakis around our waste
And never talk to a soul when we are in this place
Socially awkward fate, can't find a date
But I can find a lawn mower, the push version
We can go hunt lizards in the creek
Then clip the toenails on our feeg then shave the hair off our cheek
Stay away from my booty tom hanks
Stay away from my treasure tom hanks
Cast your self away tom hanks
I repeat stay away from my booty tom hanks

+ soundproof steam +

I gazed upon the stream above
Riddled with madness, sadness of love
Much time had passed since I seen the clean
Impervious gleam of the much splendid glove
I searched high, such highly search
I stood on mountains looking, much highly perch
I spread my wings and flew down stream
And found the wow oh nice ice cream
I felt much good and loved it wow
It reversed my gloom of the glove some how
Much fancy and nice it spicy my life
And now I don't need such glove now

Amaterasu369 said:

Wow, your poems are really great! *sigh* hope i can be like you *sigh*
BTW, keep it up! You seem to have a future in poem writing ;)

Keep sharing bro! {:3}

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Thank you :D. I try to really visit my inner dark thoughts and just really paint pictures.

+ i chew tobacco +

Hello tooth!
How have you been?
Its been so long since
My gum you've been in.
I hate you and I'm glad that your gone.
I want you to know that you were a pain all along.
Thong tha- thong tha- thing
Bingedy bing ding dong
If you were a fish instead of such tooth
You'd be a catfish that is the truth
I would catch you with a little stink bait
And clean you with a little tooth paste
Thong tha- thong tha- thong
Maybe I was neglecting you all along

+ ballad of the barrel +
He came from the mountain
Riding a golden eagle
He came from the jug
To take down the evil people
His name was much new
So nice
He called him self barrel
He liked it such he called himself twice
Barrel barrel
Where far art thou
Timid soul?
Are you in the window
Are you in the hole?
Are you the bashful buffalo?
Barrel barrel
Ye lost and gone for much time
And such remember in the land of pine