The Joke Thread 2. Floor Rolling.

http://pkmncommunity.com/showthread.php?t=97439

Since the last one died and closed, i made a new one. Welcome to the Joke Thread 2, People! You know the drill, post jokes here to make others fall out off their chair and ROFLTAO. I don't think tha last one should've gone in the games section but oh well

Rules: Sorry No joke :P

- No racist and or sexist jokes
- Keep all the jokes as clean as possible
- Don't take any of the jokes here to heart they are ment to make people laugh not to hurt so don't go and start a flamming war over a joke, okay?
- No bad jokes (It just wastes time) :P



*Opens Clown Gate*

heres some yo mama jokes

yo mama is so fat the only thing keeping her out of Mcdonalds is the door
yo mama is fat even naruto dosent belive it


those were not ment to offend anyones mother

For those who didn't bother looking at the last thread, this is a classic blonde joke

This blond joke is to funny.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

WOW! That was a good one! I outta keep that one!

How do you get a Jamacian Pikachu in a car?
You poke 'em, mon!

:)

Pikachu2007 said:

WOW! That was a good one! I outta keep that one!

How do you get a Jamacian Pikachu in a car?
You poke 'em, mon!

:)

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hahaha for some reason I found that quite funny xD

Why do seagulls live at the sea?




If they lived at the bay, they'd be bagels! [/old]

How do girls recieve messages on the internet?

By fe-male

Ok Blond joke (Even though I am blond, I still find them funny)

A Blond walks into an electronics store, and goes to the shopkeeper and goes

'Can I have this T.V?'

The shopkeeper said

'I don't serve blonds'

The woman was shocked, and left, the next day she came back and had died her hair Brunette, she went up to the desk and said

'Can I buy this T.V?'

The Shopkeeper said

'I don't serve blonds' again,

'I'm not blond' Said the woman

'You are, thats a Microwave...' Said the shopkeeper



Lol, that amused me. I have another one but it is a bit rude, if you want to know the ruder joke (It's not too bad) PM me

^ LOL

I have an ironic blonde joke. Happened to me irl.

A blonde walks up to a boy, and says "Want to hear an awesome joke?"

before the boy could say yes, she blurts out "Oops, sorry. I forgot the joke. See you later!"

Blonde joke: (not to offend though)

How do you kill a dumb blond?

You put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Jirachi3 said:

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, he holds the light bulb and the world revolves around him.

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The link is really weird without -...

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Why does 9 hate 7?

Shika-kun said:

The link is really weird without -...

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Why does 9 hate 7?

Spoiler:

Because 7 ate(8) 9

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The way I usually hear that joke is-


Why is 6 affraid of 7?

So it has something to do with 6? 0.0

This one is not really funny but meh...

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No sir, it'll be round as usual.

Well, I've been waiting for someone to make another one of these. So, here are two blonde jokes:

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the waitress' name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

I hope that spoofs off of songs are allowed:

Sing to the tune of- To the Beat of My Heart

To the beat of my, to the beat of my, to the beat of my thighs,
I wonder why I ate those fries,
To the beat of my, tothe beat of my, to the beat of my thighs.

That is border-line funny, I think.

Here's a long one.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
''Banana'' who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
''Banana'' who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
''Banana'' who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
''Banana'' who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
''Orange'' who?
Orange(aren't) you glad I didn't say ''banana?''

Q:What did the rock say to the other rock when it couldn't here what it said?
A:''I hardly can hear you''(it says hardly because rocks are hard)

Here are some where you find the answers in the spoiler.

Which pokemon delivers pizza's?


What pokemon do you plant to grow a dinosaur?


Which pokemon is the most popular?


Which pokemon is the most mean?


Which pokemon is the master of peeing?


Which pokemon appears in the Transformers movie?


Which pokemon is the most aggresive?

Erimgard said:

hahaha for some reason I found that quite funny xD

Why do seagulls live at the sea?




If they lived at the bay, they'd be bagels! [/old]

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lol why do sharks live in salt water?

Because Pepper water makes them sneeze!!!

Dumb blonde joke now!!!!

K so there are a dumb blonde a burnet and a red head and they are stuck on a deserted island 100 miles away from the island of New Zeland. They attempt to swim the 100 miles. They start swimming and after 25 miles the red head gets tired drowns and dies. After 50 miles the burnet gets tired, drowns, and dies. The blonde is an Olympic swimmer so she swims 99.99 miles, gets tired, and swims all the way back...

So there's this monk, but he decides to give up his life in the monastery and move to the city to sell flowers [his other passion in life besides serving God]
He opens up a flower shop and things are going quite well...too well in fact. He is so great at selling flowers that none of the other flower sellers in town are making any money. They are nearing bankruptcy, when they devise a plan. meeting late at night, they secretly agree to hire a hitman to 'take care of' the monk. The hire a hitman named Hugh, and tell him, "We don't want to know how you do it, but make sure that monk disappears"
The next day, the monk is gone. no one knows what happened to him.
moral of the story:

how did the insane man get through the park?




the psycho-path


haha haha hahaha .. no..