A new evo for every gen

[mcarsh]

Sup fellas I like to come up with fakemon ideas. I don't try to claim they're good ideas, competitively balanced, etc. I just think of concepts that sound fun or interesting.

Here's the first three new evolutions for a Pokémon from every generation:

Dragonaut
Dragon Pokémon
Dragon / Water
Ability: Drizzle
Hidden: Multiscale

Evolves from Dragonair starting at lv. 55 while knowing Rain Dance

Base Stats
HP 101
Atk 95
Def 124
SpA 100
SpD 110
Spe 70

Spoiler: Comparison

Dragonite Base Stats
HP 91
Atk 134
Def 95
SpA 100
SpD 100
Spe 80

Spoiler: Description

We all live in a yellow submarine! Know how Garchomp is a jet and Dragapult is a stealth bomber? Well, continuing the vehicle-pseudo-legend trope is Dragonaut! Ya boy's a submarine now bruv. Has a significant boost to defensive capabilities as seen with it's secondary water typing and stat redistribution. Given Dragonite often sadly loses out as a pseudo, I figure hey why not give puff the magic dragon something new-- like a rain-setting tanky mixed wall, why not?

Wizentank (wizent+tank)
Bison Pokémon
Normal / Psychic
Abilities: Thick Fat / Scrappy
Hidden: Maternal Instinct - Boosts the Pokémon Atk or SpA (whichever is higher) after an ally not fully evolved Pokémon is attacked by a foe.

Evolves from Miltank [European bison regional form] starting at lv. 30 while knowing Zen Headbutt

Base Stats
HP 95
Atk 80
Def 100
SpA 80
SpD 105
Spe 80
Total 540

Spoiler: Comparison

Miltank Base Stats
HP 95
Atk 80
Def 105
SpA 40
SpD 70
Spe 100
Total 490

Spoiler: Description

Buffalo sauce
I like normal/psychic, very cool type combo IMO. Wizent is another name for the European bison. Not sure about its pronunciation, but its similar to "wizened" phonetically, as in a wizened old grandma that keeps an eye on the kids around the neighborhood and tells them not to do stupid stuff. Not like a Karen, though. And yes, I know Miltank with eviolite could be-- dairy bad. A defensive beast of a bovine, one might say. So that's why I gave Wizentank its hidden ability Maternal Instinct, which ideally would make it an offensive threat in double battles provided you have a NFE ally. OP alongside Friend Guard + Follow Me Clefairy?

Sorcecada (sorcerer/sorceress+cicada)
Magician Pokémon
Bug / Fairy
Abilities: Compoundeyes
Hidden: Protean

Evolves from Nincada starting at lv. 20 with SpA > Atk

Base Stats
HP 71
Atk 45
Def 45
SpA 120
SpD 75
Spe 100
Total 456

Spoiler: Comparison

Ninjask Base Stats
HP 61
Atk 90
Def 45
SpA 50
SpD 50
Spe 160
Total 456

Spoiler: Description

Fire, frost and lightning; an elemental triad common amongst magic-users in fantasy settings. Sorcecada is able to learn many fire, ice and electric type moves. With compoundeyes you've got 85 to 100 accuracy fire blast, thunder and blizzard. With protean you get more stab and type-change shenanigans can help get around some weaknesses. Now slap Quiver Dance on that baby and call it cooked?

Well that's all for now, thanks for reading. I'll update the post soon with the rest of the generations.