And Your Fortune Is...

[SilverStilletto]

OK, so its a fortune telling game! The first person specifies a relatively common method of fortune telling (like palmistry, arcade-type fortune telling machines, etc. you can probably get ideas from google or wikipedia) and the next person makes up a fortune as if they were giving that kind of fortune, and says what kind of fortune they want. If you dont know anything about that particular method, make something up!

EXAMPLE:

I'd like you to read my palm, please.

Let's see, judging by how far your love line strays from your life line, I'd say you're going to end up unhealthy if you get married.

Anyone know astrology?

That kind of thing. Fortunes have to stay true to the specified style. They can be as silly as you like. They can even be random. Just keep to the method.

OK, let's go!

Anyone got a crystal ball handy?

 

[Nudge]

In the depths of the ball I see a picture of...a Notched-Ear Pichu...flickering in out and of appearance. Your pair possibly?

Fortune Cookie anyone? =P

 

[SilverStilletto]

lessee... the tag in your cookie says... "Only listen to fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling units."

how about a tea leaf reading?

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

The pattern indicates a visitor in your future. Though it is unclear whether the fortune is good or bad, it is certain your life will be altered. I suggest you wear a helmet.
•also. Loose tea leaves look like little dried up demons. >.>•

Okay, how bout we try cartomancy. =b

 

[Code]

The queen of hearts tells me that you will find true love, but the 7 of cloves makes it highly unlikely it will go well.....

bibliomancy: by books; frequently, but not always, religious texts.

 

[Spinor]

Hmmm... Let me get The Wizard of Oz...

Kid, looks like you ain't in Kansas anymore. Nice slippers though

OK, I want you to eat spaghetti and before you eat the last noodle tell me what it shape is and what it means.

 

[evking]

The last noodle loocks like a lasngna noodle and probably tells you that you love lasngna

Look at my pinkie finger and what do you see?

 

[Spinor]

I see Chuck Norris. That means you have Monterrey Jack cheese in your fridge.

Alright, Roll 10 die and tell me what they mean :D

 

[Zeffy]

5 6s and 5 2s.
That means you lose weight fast.

Look at my middle finger, tell me my fortune!

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Your finger tells me that you are going to take over as president of Jamaica

take a look at my Iris pattern. What words can you see that may tell my future?

 

[Zeffy]

Protect Kingdom..
Wierd, maybe it refers to the text in your sig.

Dropped a spoon! OMG, what is my fortune?

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

You will be in need of a new spoon... >.>

I'm sagittarius! What's my fortune? =3

 

[Zeffy]

A spider will come and scare the hell out of you.

I have cards!

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Let's see, ah, Queen of Hearts and 10 spades...
You will be the Queens official gardener.

I'm a Taurus, what's mah fortune?

 

[Zeffy]

You will be overrun by a horde of bulls during your 21st birthday.
Mirror mirror on the wall, what's my fortune of them all?

 

[SilverStilletto]

hmmm... the magic mirror says you need a little less Disney in your life.

oh looky! a fortune cookie!

 

[Dogboy2709]

The cookie says: "Someone who got mad at you today and made you cry will apologize.....more time than one"

And hey, it comes true: SILV, I'M SO SORRY

tarot cards

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

The tower, struck by lightning. The knave, a thief in disguise. The cards spell a gruesome end to your life, seemingly happening at 1:34am next tuesday. Preparre yourself. Machetes may be involved.

Read my tea leaves?

 

[Winged Guardian]

i can see a chair and a castle... a guest will bring you money!!

mind taking a look at me palm?