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I know this is for poetry but here's another rap. Unfortunately this one isn't about Pokemon but I like it so I thought I'd share it. I hope every one who enjoys shooter video games gets a kick out of this.
Get out your notes and write this down because I'm stationary
I've got more patients than a doctor and I'm always wary
Its very scary how I barely move
I hardly use my legs but I rarely lose
Think I'm a noob boy? Well I got news
Its just a different strategy that I use
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
I think I sit more in game than when I spit
I'm so legit so you'll throw a fit and quit
But don't you get it?
I'm not here to mess around
And I never make a sound
So don't look at your radar 'cause I won't be found
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
Shotgun, Sniper, got 'em both in my pack
You better watch your back
'Cause that's my favorite attack
And what I lack in skill
I make up for in will
I'm so determined, I'm gonna wait here 'till I kill
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
Now that you know where I'm at you think you can stop me
Get the drop on me and drop me
But every single time that you try to top me
And try to end my spree you'll get popped by me
Just like my RV and my Plasma TV
You make this camping thing easy
Yeah, that's right, I'm a camper
Hope you liked it. Also in the first line of the second verse 'spit' can be substituted for a different word that makes more sense and is funnier, however also more crude.
Get out your notes and write this down because I'm stationary
I've got more patients than a doctor and I'm always wary
Its very scary how I barely move
I hardly use my legs but I rarely lose
Think I'm a noob boy? Well I got news
Its just a different strategy that I use
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
I think I sit more in game than when I spit
I'm so legit so you'll throw a fit and quit
But don't you get it?
I'm not here to mess around
And I never make a sound
So don't look at your radar 'cause I won't be found
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
Shotgun, Sniper, got 'em both in my pack
You better watch your back
'Cause that's my favorite attack
And what I lack in skill
I make up for in will
I'm so determined, I'm gonna wait here 'till I kill
I'm a camper . . . I'm a camper
Now that you know where I'm at you think you can stop me
Get the drop on me and drop me
But every single time that you try to top me
And try to end my spree you'll get popped by me
Just like my RV and my Plasma TV
You make this camping thing easy
Yeah, that's right, I'm a camper
Hope you liked it. Also in the first line of the second verse 'spit' can be substituted for a different word that makes more sense and is funnier, however also more crude.
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