Confusius says

[Let's Fighting Love]

It's basicly a comedy skit me and my friends came up with. Where we start every funny sentence with Confucius says.
For example: "Confusius says Don't join gangs or mine will come kill you all."

Now it's your chance to make some.

 

[ShieldWolf27]

Confusius say man who stand one toilet high on pot!
Confusius say baseball rules wrong man with four balls cant walk.

 

[Let's Fighting Love]

Confusius says get your hands out of my cheerios!

sorry yours are so funny I wasn't able to come up with anything else.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Confusius say man who stand one toilet high on pot!
Confusius say baseball rules wrong man with four balls cant walk.

niice xP
Comfusius says what you got, you gotta put in in you, do a little dance and drink a little water
ok not funny.....
{thats what yours reminded me of xD}

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[charizard_maa]

Confusius say don't stand in the toilet.

Confusius say that your village called and they want their idiot back.

Confusius say stop saying my name.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Confusius say stop saying my name.

ahh an easy one :
Confusius says my name is Earl
you know where i got inspired from ;D
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[Dogboy2709]

Comfusius says Don't Drink Yellow toilet water.
Comfusius says Don't drink the snake mix in a lemanade contain
Comfusius says be Quiet! i'm trying to sleep!

 

[Let's Fighting Love]

Confusius say WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME WHAT I SAY!

 

[Dogboy2709]

Confusius says Play a nintendo DS!

that's the only one i could think of, XD

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Confusius says Play a nintendo DS!

that's the only one i could think of, XD

i got a slightly better one
Confusius says Touch Me, no the DS
ok it sucked
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[Let's Fighting Love]

okay that one was good.( Awesome.)
Confusius say I'm out.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

O.o
Confusius says use a fortune cookie next time
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[Let's Fighting Love]

LOL
Confusius say what happened to Opium?

 

[Dogboy2709]

Confusius says oh! i just farted!

got that one from my RL dad.

 

[Ryoutarou]

Confucius says you should learn how to spell his name right

 

[Simmons_2.0]

Confucias say: If you Don't shut up I'll stick my foot up yer bum. (Friend Made that)

 

[Dogboy2709]

Confucias says Wash my glasses! they are dirty!
Confucias says don't wash anything with yellow toilet water

(you know what's crazy? in my histoy clas, we are studying about Confucias!)

 

[Let's Fighting Love]

we just finished learning about him so that's how I came up with it.
Confucius say OH MY DEAR GOD WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!

 

[Simmons_2.0]

Confucias say: What confucias say?