Conspiracy Theory game

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    In this game, the person above you posts a random word and you have to concoct a conspiracy theory involving the random word. After you post your theory, think of a random word for the next person to make a conspiracy theory

    Example: Kangaroo-The US Government is expiramenting on kangaroos to make them fit for space travel. NASA believes the Kangaroos will be excellent for exploring Mars and hopes to launch the first Kangaroo-only flight soon.

    So, the next person has to make a conspiracy theory out of...coffe cans.
     
    Coffee Cans- They seem normal until you pour water in them. They make that normal sound but after twenty four hours...they explode!

    Okay that sucked...but bleh..XD
    Penguin.
     
    A cute plush that any kid will love. Just implant something in the eyest that'll hypnotise it.

    Pie
     
    Ahh...pie, the irresistable yet utterly insidious agent of evil that is even now spreading AIDS among hundreds of unsuspecting children in South Africa. It's all planned by the CIA and McDonalds you know...a fiendish plot to corner the fastfood market in the third world. O.O

    Mushrooms
     
    Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms..... Innocent plants to the outsider's eye, but the President is testing the poisonous ones on oblivious teenagers. He is trying to turn them into living video game characters for his Super Mutant Army.

    Toaster.
     
    Toasters are being developed by the Flat Earth Society that will spray a hallucenogen on your toast that will make you believe that the Earth truly is flat.

    screwdriver
     
    Simple yet deadly. The Government is secretly creating an army of mutant screwdriver people that will take over the entire world and cause a global disruption in human activity..

    CharMz.
     
    CharMz. The little kid from New York who seems innocent until you piss him off.. That's when all of a sudden, sniper kitties begin to stalk you.

    Gasoline.
     
    XD Thas a good one..XD

    Its a normal day...you pour gasoline into your car...you pay it...you drive away..now what you didn't know...was that gasoline is formulated by starving columbian kids in a drug lab..sometimes dead bodies get into the conconction and get reincarnated as evil zombie things.

    A Quarter(American).
     
    A quarter.. The very symbol of 1/4.. The evil fractions. Yes, my dear friends. The quarter is in alliance with FRACTIONS! The very heart of evil mathematics themselves, daily accomplishing causing pain to children across the country.

    Highway
     
    Nyehh I was talking more about the monetary form of the quarter...but that works..XD

    I'm sure you've all heard of the song, "Highway To Hell." Well that song might as well be on to something...driving on a highway is certain to get you killed....if not the evil trunk monkey that got caught loose then by those evil zombie cheerleaders..

    (I think I'm overusing the word 'Zombie'XD)
    Winterfresh.
     
    ..Winterfresh.

    Just the word. Already you can sense the evil. In fact, you can derive the forbidden word 'feshin' from within it. In another world, this word stands for the rebellion against the forces of good, one that strives to deprave this alternate universe of playgrounds. o_o


    Cytoplasm
     
    A word...not understandible by many people who know nothing of science..but the thing is...cytoplasms...though understandible or not are the true meaning to life and soon they will have a new religion created...the Cytoplasians..

    o_O

    Umbrella.
     
    You don't know what a cytoplasm is? XD


    Umbrellas. Have you ever noticed that they always seem to break right when you need them? That's because their sole purpose in life is to make you unhappy. Just like the rain they're supposed to shield you from.. Except for the really nice gentle rain that lulls you to sleep. XD


    Treadmill.
     
    Course I do...I just forgot..y'know...short term memory loss..XD

    Oh the Treadmill...makes running much simpler...but does it really? Or does it destroy your mental well-being and make your mind swing about as the speed increases? We'll never know..xD

    Science Textbook.
     
    Science Textbook.

    Mind. Games. Of. Boredom. Nuff' said. XD



    Alarm
     
    Alarms. People think they are used to warn of danger or disaster. But ARE THEY???? No! Whenever an alarm gives off a sound, the slave monkeys underground get one step closer to returning to the surface and getting vengeance upon us all.... o.o

    Microwave.
     
    The government is trying to secretly purge the world of all non-european people and is selling microwaves...but they have time bombs in them which cause your microwave to explode after 23 uses.

    Katamari Damacy.

    Oh PWEEEASE, next poster, PLEEZE say 'dragon' for the conspiracy topic?
     
    Katamari Damacy is a secret plot by Japanese billionares to melt the minds of our american youth with its odd music and addictive gameplay. With this generation hooked on Katamari Damacy, we will not be prepared to defend our country for when they invade the US to plunder our large amounts of garden thistles.

    fine....dragons
     
    As part of an ancient breeding program planned by the government, there are a number of humans in the world with dragon DNA. These humans are called dragonistics, and the DNA begins to show itself at about age 9-11. The government is looking for the dragonistics all over the U.S. so they can perform experiments on them, use them in war, etc.

    Fruitcake. D<
     
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