Conspiracy Theory game

Mailboxes. Are they really for mail or are they a spying device will we ever know?

FURBY!
 
Furby the cute and lovable creature, but its true meaning is to take over the world! HAHAHAHAHA! lol

toe
 
Ah the toe...although we should really call them 'toes' because the always live in packs...the vicious parasites that infest your feet and try to lull you into thinking that they are a part of you by wiggling by command. In truth they shamelessly live by siphoning out your bodily fluids and slowly absorbing your live matter. Plus, they constantly, and with forethought, induce pain upon you by stubbing themselves upon all kinds of unpleasant objects.

Pok?mon trading cards
 
pokemon tcg oh you think they are innocent dont you? O_o well they arent, no they wait till your asleep then they come alive and paper cut you evil EVIL!!!!!
earphones
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Earphones are a secret plan by the Cannibalistic Poopa-mi-gorga Cult to siphon our brains for their consumption. The Earphones, when worn, slowly suck out your brains and store them inside the earphones. At night, the Poopa-mi-gorga members break into your house and collect the brains siphoned by the ear phones and take it back to their lair for eating.

The Dewey Decimal System
 
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